SLIPPY THREAD! I'd like to start by saying that I just made fudge...

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    .......no, you creeps, not on the toilet. Some easy-ass recipe that was given to me on Facebook.

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    It's cooling on the stove right now. :dance: I don't think even I could fuck this up........but that remains to be seen.

    My daughter comes home tomorrow. She's been back in Ontario (off and on, she got home then was shipped off to West Virginia) for a few weeks. First time I will have seen her, since just before Christmas.

    I can't WAIT! But...........fuck off. Family members with issues plan to show up - I'm simply not going to go, or deal with that shit.

    My mom is guilting me the fuck out, saying "if your dad and I show up at that restaurant, and you aren't there, we're leaving"

    I don't believe her. She's a professional manipulator, and wouldn't miss a chance to see her eldest grand-daughter.

    I'm not going. I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT.

    She can come home, 2 blocks away, when she's done with the other asshole family members, that have issues with me, didn't help her one bit, but decide to fucking try to take credit for her somehow.

    No.

    I SAID NO.
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    What ever happened with that whole business about the court case against the ex boyfriend or something and you got ordered to appear in court in Ottawa but you were going to refuse?
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Is that by Edmonton?
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I will slam your hand in a drawer.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Shut up you jerkoff, thizz izz a thread about fudge...
     
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    Just north of Moosecunt.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    cool you get to see her. sounds like she's doing well.
     
  8. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Look at Stevie trying to step to people.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    ooooffff........my best friend's mom just had a massive stroke on Sunday - and before I knew my sister and possibly my ex-husband were going - I invited her as well, just to help take her mind off of things.

    Now I'm not going to be there.

    Why does my little sister not "get" the fact that it's MY daughter? Fucking hell, she's taken her out and done COKE with her before - and I'm supposed to sit at a meal, with my sister trying to pretend to be some role model? My sister has 3 sons............she won't even let them come and play with my sons, she's so fucked up. And I don't do bad drugs. But I'm supposed to just "choke" this all back?

    I'm not a big enough person. I'm just not.

    No fucking way.
     
  10. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    thats not fudge

    easy peasy chocolate fudge.



    3 cups semisweet chocolate chips
    1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
    1/4 cup butter
    1 teaspoon vanilla
    1 cup chopped walnuts (optional)

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    Directions

    Place chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, and butter or margarine in large microwaveable bowl. Zap in microwave on medium until chips are melted, about 3-5 minute, stirring once or twice during cooking. Stir in nuts, if desired.
    Pour into well-greased 8x8-inch glass baking dish. Refrigerate until set
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Anybody know what the hell she's talking about?
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Not people, juss you...
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Your memory impresses me, KOC! :lo5: I, myself, got released of having to testify. As did my daughter - literally a day or 2 before, 'cause he plead guilty.

    I'm entirely unsure what the consequences of that were - except for a ban against being within a certain distance of my daughter. I rather think the boy may have done some time in Juvi for it - but again, not entirely sure.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    a Slippy thread about Slippy? :omg:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That sounds good too - but the recipe I posted - I already had every ingredient in the house for! :dance:
     
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    I stopped reading after peanut butter fudge. :buffet:
     
  17. Chriza

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It's kind of about my fucked up sister, and my daughter........but who the fuck else's life would I post about anyways?

    :dontknow:
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    OMG!



    Awesome...







    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :lo5: Be here in 10 minutes! It's cooling!