Slippy, when you poop at some ungodly hour tonight / this morning

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Remember, front to back so you don't get shit in your cunt.

    [video=youtube;v3rhQc666Sg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg[/video]
    :hat:
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    and if you do get shit in your cunt, just wait 9 months like you usually do
     
  3. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    :lol:
     
  4. boxers

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    I dont get it. She can do her "dooty" in just about every dudes mouth on this whole site if she wants but you want exclusive coverage ?
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'm just trying to help.
     
  6. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Holy fucking hell. :golfclap:
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    No one ever cares about my wiping techniques :nocheer:
     
  8. boxers

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    Girl every dude care about your clit wiping method. Its educational or something
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You wanna be my agent?
     
  10. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Best advice I ever got was "Never date a girl you can picture taking a shit."



    You are welcome.:hat:
     
  11. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I want to have a son just so I can pass that down. :bigcry:
     
  12. boxers

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    I just seen Lovelace, so, sure. I can handle a bitch
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I don't really understand the point of this thread............but whatever it was, it failed like a schmoopy.
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Just a stupid spin-off thread. Nothing personal.
     
  15. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Were you aware that I rescued not one, but TWO raccoons today, both with video? :coffee:
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Oh, I wasn't offended.

    I was hoping for great success.

    :sad:
     
  17. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    :secret: it's a spin of thread, and a real shitty one
     
  18. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Why would I wipe my clit?
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I would.
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You did NOT! You rescued one! With a sexy red truck and a Gomer Pile voice!