Slippy---Why didn't you tell us you were in the news?

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/lo...oman-insists-on-finishing-beer-136722228.html

    Shot in the eye, woman insists on finishing beer


    "Justice sources say it was nothing short of a miracle the woman didn't become the city's 40th homicide victim of 2011. Police and paramedics arrived inside the Selkirk Avenue home in the early hours of Dec. 31 to find the woman calmly sitting in a chair.
    'It was like she was oblivious to what had happened. She didn't want any treatment until after she finished her beer,' a source told the Free Press."
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    30? My ass. :jj:
     
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    Except that chick's 30.
     
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    Goddamn Chriza :pissed:
     
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    you guys are no fun
     
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    I thought Slippy slipped out of the bungee harness. :c
     
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    did you see the video? the shit just snapped :jj:
     
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    30? my eye!
     
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    30, yeah right. Wait, has that been said yet?
     
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    I couldn't really tell what I was seeing or what happened, I didn't watch the whole thing.
     
  12. Mlaw

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    the harness stayed on, the cord snapped, fortunately it she was on the way down and her fall wasn't as long as it could have been. But the scary thing was she was in rapids and of course the crocodiles
     
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    Slippy appears as tough as nails. I could see this really happening. :jj:
     
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    the other day she said she was going to duct tape her cat's head to the driveway and then run it over. i laughed.