Sloppy's confession

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Sorry if this is too long for you but this morning I got up and decided to make breakfast. I wanted to have biscuits and gravy. I got out the buisquick and made a batch of biscuits. Then I put some sausage on to fry. The sausage was still kind of frozen so I had to put a lid on the pan. I mixed up the milk and flour and spices and, after everything was cooked, I served it and we ate it. When we were done eating, my wife saw the grease splatters around the frying pan, the flour that I spilled on the counter, the bits of bisquick, and the dirty dishes. She said, "My you are sloppy." How should I take that? She lets me have sex with her every once in a while so I don't want to piss her off.
     
  2. sstressed

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    the only reason i haven't kicked out every live-in gf after 3 months.

    we're all just slaves to needing to release the poison

    and god laughs
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm sorry for your rough life. Do you want me to feel sorry for you? I will if you have boobs.
     
  4. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    I hope for your sake that your wife is hung like a moose. Otherwise you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Manboobs, baby!
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I want to save you from yourself :(
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    It's too late for me. Save yourself!
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    naw, I enjoy the pain.
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I like to cook, but no matter how careful I try to be, the kitchen looks like a disaster area when I'm finished... I'm like "How the fuck did I get flour over there?"