Slow day, So................Do you wipe.....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Snotty, Oct 20, 2012.

  1. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    83,073
    Joined:
    May 13, 2012
    Messages:
    25,289
    Likes Received:
    17,755
    Sitting or standing? Me, I stand, Bend over and go to town getting all the residue possible........Sometimes after a few minutes, Go back and clean out any seepage......No skids in my ass........
     
  2. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

    Reputations:
    28,165
    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,588
    Likes Received:
    4,823
  3. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -130,700
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    28,971
    Likes Received:
    15,791
    I do wipe.
     
  4. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,798
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    7,056
    Likes Received:
    16,382
    I don't wipe.
     
  5. Leeroy Jenkins

    Leeroy Jenkins Member

    Reputations:
    379
    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2012
    Messages:
    252
    Likes Received:
    18
    Sitting. :coffee:
     
  6. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

    Reputations:
    371
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    8,287
    Likes Received:
    8
    :wtf:
     
  7. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    245,500
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    25,325
    Likes Received:
    48,762
    Hunched over kinda like im the center in a football game about to snap the ball to the QB.

    And i go in righty, back to front. More leverage and control that way.


    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Oct 20, 2012
  8. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

    Reputations:
    -27
    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,251
    Likes Received:
    1
    I wipe sitting at the start then stand up and wipe some more. "If your ass aint bleedin you aint done cleanin"
     
  9. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    152,689
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    13,419
    Likes Received:
    21,419
    same here. i know people are always saying it's gross if you go back to front, but it's not like i just keep going and smear it all over my balls. it's a perfected roll motion, which guarantees the impossibility of crapnel on the balls. front to back just feels awkward.
     
  10. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

    Reputations:
    21,836
    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2012
    Messages:
    3,930
    Likes Received:
    4,548
    Ugh, you all use dry paper? That doesn't clean you. Try cleaning up oil spills on a carpet with dry paper. You should use baby wipes or wet the paper down at least.
     
  11. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

    Reputations:
    90,338
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    3,709
    Likes Received:
    14,752
    bidet and blow dry..






    f-mutt..
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

    Reputations:
    223,504
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,138
    Likes Received:
    42,453
    Hooker's tongue. I'm eco-friendly.
     
  13. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

    Reputations:
    371
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2012
    Messages:
    8,287
    Likes Received:
    8
    Sup preacher, Wyoming is going to get crushed tonight.



    Snotty, you just need 1 sheet to wipe...you know that trick?
     
  14. JJDealer

    JJDealer Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    18,006
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    3,994
    Likes Received:
    1,544
    Since when did wiping your ass become such a difficult task?
     
  15. BethsZygote

    BethsZygote In Utero VIP

    Reputations:
    3,561
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2012
    Messages:
    5,609
    Likes Received:
    733
    roll weight onto one leg and wipe from the other side. front to back, not that i payed attention, but if i 'do a dry run' back to front seems REALLY weird.
     
  16. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    3,432
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    43,051
    Likes Received:
    843
    Wipe?
    I just go out in the hallway and scoot across the carpet like a dog...
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

    Reputations:
    223,504
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,138
    Likes Received:
    42,453
    You know it bud! Go Dogs!
     
  18. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    41,364
    Joined:
    May 16, 2012
    Messages:
    4,422
    Likes Received:
    5,221
    I had a turtle head yesterday that took a million wipes before the bacon strips went away then as soon as i left the house i farted it into my pants and had to go home again and clean up.:pissedoff:

    I always wipe standing up balls to back.
     
  19. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    245,500
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    25,325
    Likes Received:
    48,762
    :lol:
     
  20. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    26,253
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    11,708
    Likes Received:
    3,996
    Dried out corn cobs were good enough for great great great grandad...