Slow day, So................Do you wipe.....

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  1. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Sitting or standing? Me, I stand, Bend over and go to town getting all the residue possible........Sometimes after a few minutes, Go back and clean out any seepage......No skids in my ass........
     
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    I do wipe.
     
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    I don't wipe.
     
  5. Leeroy Jenkins

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    Sitting. :coffee:
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    Hunched over kinda like im the center in a football game about to snap the ball to the QB.

    And i go in righty, back to front. More leverage and control that way.


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  8. Eddie Blake

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    I wipe sitting at the start then stand up and wipe some more. "If your ass aint bleedin you aint done cleanin"
     
  9. killallposers

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    same here. i know people are always saying it's gross if you go back to front, but it's not like i just keep going and smear it all over my balls. it's a perfected roll motion, which guarantees the impossibility of crapnel on the balls. front to back just feels awkward.
     
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    Ugh, you all use dry paper? That doesn't clean you. Try cleaning up oil spills on a carpet with dry paper. You should use baby wipes or wet the paper down at least.
     
  11. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    bidet and blow dry..






    f-mutt..
     
  12. crazypreacher

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    Hooker's tongue. I'm eco-friendly.
     
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    Sup preacher, Wyoming is going to get crushed tonight.



    Snotty, you just need 1 sheet to wipe...you know that trick?
     
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    Since when did wiping your ass become such a difficult task?
     
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    roll weight onto one leg and wipe from the other side. front to back, not that i payed attention, but if i 'do a dry run' back to front seems REALLY weird.
     
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    Wipe?
    I just go out in the hallway and scoot across the carpet like a dog...
     
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    You know it bud! Go Dogs!
     
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    I had a turtle head yesterday that took a million wipes before the bacon strips went away then as soon as i left the house i farted it into my pants and had to go home again and clean up.:pissedoff:

    I always wipe standing up balls to back.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Dried out corn cobs were good enough for great great great grandad...