Entertainment Slow night, let's hear your best college story?

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    come on?
    Partying
    Hooking up
    Going to a road football or basketball game
    Road trip
    What is it? College was the absolute best story time of my life and it isn't close. I had more great adventures in those seven years then I did in the next 30 so what is your favorite?
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Having to fund three girlfriends' abortions over one weekend.
    2 went to the clinic. One was pushed down the science building stairwell.
     
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    tecate PACOIMA!!! Banned User

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    I have so many stories of my shenanigans in DeVry university!!




    let me start with my for profit colej ':pspences!!
     
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    tecate PACOIMA!!! Banned User

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    tecate PACOIMA!!! Banned User

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    I have so many stories of my shenanigans in DeVry university!!




    let me start with my for profit colej ':pspences!!
     
  6. bluedevil30

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    Posters on this board in college??? Bahahahahahaha
     
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    Had a good one about convincing one of my fraternity brother's little sisters to shave her puss in the house showers one night... but decorum prevents me from sharing it here.
     
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    My favorite college story would have to be that, I grew up dirt poor and my divorced parents couldn't be bothered enough with me or my education to figure out a way for me to attend college.

    Fun times.

    I did develop a strong work ethic though so, it wasn't all bad.

    Plus, I went to a bunch of college parties while in high school and I nailed a bunch of those 'easy' college babes so, again, it worked out for me. :up:
     
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    Of course.
     
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    Well, we had a buddy down the hall who had a roommate who would leave with his underwear and then bring them back with shit stains. The roommate's family lived close so he wasn't always in the dorm. We thought it would be funny to put a rooster in his bed for a couple of days and have him shit all over his bed. The first morning was very loud with the crowing so we placed the rooster in the 3rd floor hallway window. It flew down into the street when we decided that letting the rooster go into the busiest street in town probably wasn't the greatest idea. We chased the rooster around for a couple of minutes and gave up. Meh...
     
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    I commuted
     
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    Always interesting to bring otherwise innocent animals in to the picture...

    The SigEp house shared an alley with us and every fall they had some theme party where they brought in basically a petting zoo to their back yard.

    So our pledges stole the goat and put it in our third floor common area... poor thing. Had to walk that poor bastard down 3 flights of stairs by its hind legs... and come to think of it I'm not sure what happened to it after that.

    Anyway, those SigEp chickens that got loose were running all over Austin west campus for weeks after that shit.
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Since you're a Duck, you'll enjoy this.

    Drove down to UO from WSU in an old pickup with a shell on the back for a football game, long 6-8 hour drive each way. Of course, our cheap asses couldn't afford a place to stay, so we arrived three hours before kickoff and left Eugene right after, driving overnight both ways.

    After the game, at about 1am along the Columbia on I-84, nearing The Dalles, my tired-ass pal misjudged the freeway in the rain (the rest stop is in the middle of the freeway), hitting a curb at 60 mph or so, putting the shitty pickup up on the two right wheels. I awoke to being airborne, having been asleep in the back on the left side.

    My fat ass provided enough ballast to keep the fucker from flipping, and we landed 5-10 seconds later, blowing the tire underneath me. We drove back at 25 mph the rest of the way on the donut. Took goddamn forever.

    But the Cougs won.
     
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    All I gained from this story is that you are a great big fat body

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    Yeah, but I'm alive and nobody found our dead asses in the river six months later. So, trade-off.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    First term, second year Engineering.....got straight A's. that was awesome!
     
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    Got caught by my history teacher passing cheat notes during an exam. He confiscated the paper. Made a corrections to one of the wrong answers and returned it me.
     
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    Took my daughter to orientatiion her freshman year.the school put the kids in their dorm, and let the parents sleep in a different, unoccupied dorm. Met a sexy MILF registered nurse single mom at lunch, and banged her all-night long in the dorm like we were a couple of college kids.
     
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    My brothers and I had our fraternity shut down by Den Wormer.

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    We got our revenge eventually...

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