Smallest Wanger Contest

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    Of course it's Howard-related!

    Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest Celebrates Micro Dongs

    Over 100 tiny penis lovers packed into King's County Bar in Bushwick yesterday afternoon for the third annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn pageant, a celebration of, well, the title says it all.
    There were considerably more women than men in the crowd for the three hour event, with many small groups of women batched together (photographer Melanie Rieders described it as "a bachelorette girls day vibe"). MC Chicken Bitches welcomed people by reminding them that this event was a celebration of all sizes (but mostly teeny tiny sizes): "If you came here to make fun, you better get the fuck out," she said, adding that the bar hosts the event to "celebrate what you've got," even if what you've got could generously be described as "flyspeck."

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  2. Zarathustra

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    Who will tag animal god first? :bigthink:
     
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    Big or small, Howard likes them all.
     
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    I'm surprised he won. Usually these guys have bitch tits and very little body hair due to estrogen levels being far too high. Thus the small dinker doo as well.
     
  5. Mr Vengeance

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    I guaran-fucking-tee you not one of those women there to "celebrate what you got" went home with any of the contestants.
     
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    Guess the race :jj:
     
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    @AnimalGod
     
  11. MutteringJohn

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    I came there to laugh my ass off!!!-Jonah Falcon

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    Shouldn't they have to measure them erect?

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    men with tiny dicks try harder
     
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    why would women celebrate this? i thought most of these guys were angry wife beaters like terrence howard....

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    Ehhh...not with you they don't.