Smart Wig For Dumb People

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Daemon, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Since the wig industry is booming, they invented a "SmartWig" that's perfect for Howard. Not only is it described as a sort of mobile computer, it even comes with a laser pointer he can shine at people he thinks are fat. SmartWigs can vibrate to provide "tactile feedback". Someone would be able to hack into Howard's wig and make the left side vibrate endlessly. Or maybe vibrate the whole thing off his head!

    As if it couldn't get better, the wigs might be made out of horse hair!! You know how Howard's always thinking 6 moves ahead? Think of the money he'll save on a SmartWig since he can provide the horse hair himself. The man is a fucking genius!!

    This is only the beginning. There's no reason why they couldn't include SIM card radio in next year's wig. They could add a full set of Sennheiser headphones in a wig the size of Howard's. Since it already has a laser pointer, it shouldn't be too hard to install a projectile weapon, all concealed under a wig. Dawg's Shed, the future is bright!



    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/sony/10477644/Sony-files-patent-for-vibrating-SmartWig.html
     
  2. sammyr134

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  3. Brokenbad

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    Howard would be more likely to use a smart butt-plug.