Smaug are you just gonna keep pretending like I dont even exist???

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm right fucking there


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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    comes out on blu ray today :yes:
     
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    It's a good movie
     
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    I'll wait a year for the extended edition. :coffee:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Is that the 2nd hobbit?
     
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    Im getting that today I need to rewatch the first one.
     
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    Katy Perry has green hair now


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    She could have green tits and I'd still tongue punch her fartbox.
     
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    She could murder my entire family and I'd still eat her pussy until the sun set in the East and rose in the West
     
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    Who's a better fuck? Katy or Miley?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I mean, okay, I find Miley attractive in general. That said, the incredible amount of skankiness has really turned me off the last several months. I now look at her and see a girl whose vagina probably smells like a tire factory on fire.
     
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    That said, probably Miley
     
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    I imagine Miley being like one of those porn chicks that makes the mean face while being fucked and says shit like, "yeah fuck me, motherfucker" in a super deep voice with her teeth clenched.