Smoking Crack during your lunchbreak in your car in the parking lot.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    It's my lunch hour, therefore, I'm allowed to do whatever the fuck I want to do.

    Bitch.






    At least that's what I told my boss.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    sup Dave
     
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    Reps
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    do you find it convenient to keep your lunch in the fridge on your front lawn?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...and where is the triangle of safety in the parking lot Dave? I am concerned for your safety :scardie:
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Sup, dude. You get Tiny Towers? You have any other good apps?

    Wha?

    Really? Et tu, Mlaw?

    That thread was the shit, bunch of fucking retards can't understand good comedy when they are reading it.
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Speaking of Crack....


    WTF is going to crush me out in the parking lot? The Dave's Triangle of Safety is for when shit can crush you.

    Laugh it the fuck up. When your ass survives some massive catastrophe, just remember who the fuck saved your ass.
     
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    Infinity Blade 2 is the SHIT. Gotta look up Tiny Towers...
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you know I love you :jj:

    :jj:
     
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    ==@!@==
     
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    I feel like I missed something important here. :scratch:
     
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    I doubt it :rolleye:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Back during the massive 2009 Easter Day Southern California, Northern Mexico Earthquake, I was explaining to some people at SFN how I had to actually perform a Triangle of Safety maneuver.

    For some reason, this was taken very lightly at SFN.

    Idiots.

    [​IMG]
     
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    you did, and it was hilarious
     
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    for added safety, girlfriend/wife/pets should be on top of you.
     
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    once you start smoking da crack at lunch on friday.......next thing you know....its sunday at 5 am and you just remembered you never went back to work on friday.........then you can call in monday and tell them the lunch you had on friday got you so sick...you just woke up ...be there tuesday morning.....

    gotta love smoking at lunch
     
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    See I disagree here, because you'd be going back in to work fucked up. AFTER WORK, however, toke it and torque it down!!
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    Dude, it's Crack.

    Rocketship blast to the Sun, and back, in 30 minutes.

    Now if I was eating handfuls of Acid, that could be something else all together. I did that back when I was a kid.
     
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    Tried Tiny Towers dude, had to delete it. Any game that continues while I'm not actually playing must be removed ASAP or I will transfer my consciousness into the game and never return. Kinda like the lawnmower man. I played for a bit and was diggin it, then set it down for 20 minutes and when I came back it was all "You have sold 45 french fries since your last visit!". I knew at this point it was farmvilleish and I've seen what that can do to people. I had to bail.
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Probably wise of you.

    I'm totally cracked out on this thing now. Getting close to affecting my job.