Smoop, I've had an epiphany concerning your current "situation"

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    You should lease the spot the shop was in and become an independent vacuum sales and repair facility.

    Chances are you've met some power brokers in the vacuum world who could be valuable allies.

    Not to mention you could verbally thrash all the old ladies you want to and continue making gifs.


    Fuck a buncha oreck.
     
  2. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    He doesn't eat or drink or mow the lawn, he just fucks his uncle all day long.
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    don't forget that vacuum groupies!
     
  4. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    they already service all makes. try to keep up mack. :coffee:
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    It could also be a front for the Jew mafia.
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Not bad work if you can find it.
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Dude.

    I have to get up at 4:30 tomorrow morning. I'm getting ready to crash now.

    You cannot drop information like this at this time.

    Please, quickly get to the details.


    So, Schtoopy is out of work, and his pop's lost the business, huh? :munch:
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Shiv busted the story and baddfunn confirmed... then Smoop drops the "we had are worst couple months ever" bomb.
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Why is this not a major topic of conversation at this time?
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    It was major news when Shiv broke the story.
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Lease payments must be made!
     
  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I did a thread where we suggested new career options for smoop like:

    telephone switchboard operator
    Elevator operator
    stamp licker
    pinsetter
    copy boy
    typesetter
    telegraph operator

    etc
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    what?
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    You chased him off the board again!!
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    HOLY FUCK how did I miss this story? :wtf:
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    :dontknow: I'm just trying to help
     
  18. Super Mario

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    did Schmoopy lose his job mack?
     
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    Schtoopy should open a Chik-fil-gay restaurant.
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Shiv found a going out of business add from them and BF confirmed. :dontknow:

    Smoop hs yet to dispute it. I worry about Smoop.