sniffing celebrities' perfumes at the grocery store

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  1. smichal

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    I sniffed Nicki MInaj's - it smelled like sugar
    Then I sniffed Jennifer Anistorn's - it smelled like orange blossoms
    :grad:
    Some others had no samples out for sniffing.
     
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    If Beefus has a scent, do you think it'd smell like carrots or apples?
     
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    I smelt Robin it smelled like Shit.
     
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    I stuck my noise way up inside Nicki's sample and pretended it was her asscheeks
     
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    I bet that when Anuston's buttcheeks is spread wide, it smells like orange blossoms.
     
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    both perfumes smelled really childish.
    I am not sure if men would like those kinds of smells.
     
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    some would say no
     
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    isn't she a smoker?
    does the smoke smell come out everywhere?
     
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    I don't know. Only thing I am sure about w/ anus scent/flavor is if you swallow much of the toothpaste while brushing your teeth, your bunghole while have a hint of minty flavor.
     
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    really? OMG
     
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    Yeah. I go crazy too. I smell like a hussy when I leave the store.
     
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    Eau de Stern smells like ralph
     
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    do you spray some on?
    I just lift the lid and sniff
     
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    Unless your nose is the size of Pinocchio's, it ain't reaching up in there!
     
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    Now you all know why I look up to WIAW and why he is my hero. He is so knowledgeable.
     
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    Cat shit .:grad:
     
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    Usually I spray the air and sniff, but sometimes I douse the hell outta my body - usually when my weekly shower is a little overdue.
     
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    I find the celeb scents too sweet....
    My daughter likes beyonces
     
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    what does beyonce's smell like?
     
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    Yeah. I asked my ex what she ate because her balloon knot tasted minty, and she looked at me like I had 3 heads, then a minute later she said she swallowed a bunch of toothpaste when she brushed her teeth.

    Same thing happened one time when I asked if she changed shampoo because her hair smelled like bananas. Took her a couple minutes to remember eating a banana at lunch time.
     
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