SNL skit...giving props to hot teacher banging male student

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  1. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Curious what @dawg thinks of this.

    Once again, if the sexes were reversed, the male teacher would be crucified.

     
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    Loved it. They said everything I believe about these cases.
     
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  4. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    That's pretty good. :jj:

    They'd never get away with it if it were a 16 yo girl.
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

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    That is just another in a long, long line of reasons why men (generally speaking) are vastly superior to women.

    There are always a handful of outliers and rare exceptions, but essentially men created virtually every contribution to humanity. Everything. We built the skyscrapers, we put rovers on Mars, we invented virtually every breakthrough in science, music, film, farming, mining, video, engineering, etc, etc, etc. Even in gender neutral things like cooking, playing the piano, billiards, bar tending, painting, writing, acting. No contest.

    Remember the scene in Pulp Fiction where Butch leaves Marcellus in the Pawn Shop and he races home on Zed's chopper to pick up his girlfriend. She refuses at first to get on the motorcycle. She breaks down. He has to stop and calm her down. Talking to her like a child about getting the blueberry pancakes.

    Ever play soccer with a little kid? You let the kid win, right? You let him score and pretend he did it on his own? That is a perfect example of how men interact with women all day long, especially at work.

    Another one... a kid with Down Syndrome is bagging your groceries and suddenly starts acting out in a harsh tantrum. Everyone is trying to calm him down, but he takes an awkward swing at you, maybe even makes contact. Do you hit him back? Do you call the police and demand he is arrested? Of course not. You roll with it. Just like you do when your typical female does her typical female shit.

    Equality? Not exactly, there's a bit of a double standard, but know the reason why and enjoy your position.
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Too many words. For women you gotta keep it simple. Think resume - simple, to the point, bullet points and not more than one page.
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Still confused. All I got on the first pass was something about a kid with Down Syndrome, bagging groceries and farming.
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Oh, I'm pretty sure he knows what it feels like to be a woman.
     
  9. Jayla

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    Who? I'm still lost.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'm sure ol Luck makes some great points. I just can't follow them.:dontknow:
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    I was referring to his vaunted center position in the lucky Pierre.
     
  12. Jayla

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    Oooh. :giggle: ( had to do some research to get that )
     
  13. Lucky Pierre

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    I don't believe you.
     
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    You mad bro?
     
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    What the fuck are you talking about
     
  16. Jayla

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    Read my notes above. I'm THIS close to making sense of it.
     
  17. Lucky Pierre

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    You've made the hysterical "... yuk... yuk... I'm pretending not to get it" joke five times in this thread.

    It never gets old.

    More please.
     
  18. Jayla

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    Oh hai. I actually only made that joke once. The other 3 times I made the " This guy's brain is swiss cheese" joke. The cat has claws though. I like it.
     
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