So a guy buys the engagement ring...what should he get in return? Asking for a friend (pole)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Sep 6, 2014.

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Should the guy get anything for the engagement?

Poll closed Sep 20, 2014.
  1. Yes....fair is fair. Don't want to start this thing of ours with an imbalance in the ledger.

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  2. No...her love is enough. Let's face it, this is probably your last chance at getting anyone this hot

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  3. I am a shut in incel who has no opinion on the matter.

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't it be a nice gesture if in return she gave you, I don't know, say a 1 year Crossfit membership? :dontknow: Or a nice Ferragamo briefcase. Maybe a set of golf clubs, if you are a big homo who plays golf.

    Just thinking out loud here, folks.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Blow job.
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    My God...it's full of faggots...
     
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    Wait hold up. I might ended up owing :what:
     
  5. Satori Brah

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    What is....your dreams? :wtf:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I think her buying a "thank you" gift is a bit odd. :dontknow: You'll also end up with a ring eventually.
     
  8. Satori Brah

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    :hhh: she's sleeping right beside me. I even took an Ambien
     
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    What about a nice .40 cal? Hmmmmm...???
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    This off-shift has me all jacked up.
     
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    My pole is up late tonight :c
     
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    Well doesn't the female's family traditionally pay for the wedding?

    When my male cousin got married, he got off easy, even with a pretty darn expensive ring.
     
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    Gator What?

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    Quit with your mid life crisis threads, get married already. Are you really trying to hang on to Dawgshed advice? Your new photos kinda look like Schmoopy without the dent head. You are trying live in the past when you were semi good looking, and you couldn't close the deal with a girl back then?

    :eek:
     
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    Never heard of a chick getting a dude an engagement thing. If she's a good woman as you say she is you're already winning.
     
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    Handing over a large sum of cash to a hook nosed you know what has me all jacked up
     
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    Have some Jack n' the Box Stuffed JalapeƱos. :happywave:
     
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    Gator What?

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    Doctor
     
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    :words:
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    My mind is racing thinking of all the things I wanna do tomorrow. I hate my brain.