So a week or so ago....I lost 500 dollars

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  1. Stew Nod

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    Went to the credit union....got 5 bills out....thought I put it in my inside pocket......rode off
     
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    Got to the pizzeria like 2 miles away, went to pull it out....gone, caput....uh gatz, nada

    MOTHER FUCK!
     
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    Cash huh?






    Interesting.
     
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    I'm a cash guy

    Anyway...that fucking feeling looms over you...who got it? I need to go find it? Don't panic! If I backtrack fast I may find it

    So I get back on the bike a methodically drive back to the credit union...slowly


    Nothing...fuck!
     
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    Bike huh?





    Interesting.
     
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    did you check your pockets?
     
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    That is fucked up. I love YOU Stew.
     
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    A hundred times......so I go back inside the credit union and ask if anyone found or turned in anything....Nope, they all know me and felt terrible, because they know I always take large chunks...often more than 5 hundy
     
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    Is there a happy ending to this story?

    I'm a big fan of happy endings. :jerk:
     
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    Interesting.
     
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    I have so much love for Stew and am very protective of him. He is such a good person.
     
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    So I go back in the parking lot...on my hands and knees looking under the cars near where I parked :(

    At this point I'm visualizing each person that was in the CU when I left....Was it the young friendly black guy? That MFer got it I bet! AhAAA! I knew he was faking friendly...Oh no! it was that old shifty old white guy with the wig...I thought he looked shady dammit!
     
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    ^^ this :jerk:
     
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    I'll bet it's in the last place you'd look ~ George carlin
     
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    So................ I get back on mah scooter and sloooowly drive back.....this time really really looking. Did the wind blow it off the road? Was it when I passed that asshole who couldn't master the left turn? Fuck Fuck Fuck...Nothing!
     
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    :beer:

    I bet that's not the first time you've been on your hands and knees for $500...........
     
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    5 bucks says he boofed it, or put it in his sock. Just forgot.
     
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    When I pull out cash the first thing I do is put it in my pocket

    This could be a troll job by stew
     
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    :owned: