So Beth farted in front of Howard last week...

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  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    The Wig was having a convo with Jenny today about farting and shitting in front of your s/o, of course the wig and Beth never do that but....last week they were jogging and she let one go, Howard acted like he didn't hear it but she told him I know u heard that and was embarrassed.
     
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    she must of had beefareeno for lunch [video=youtube;ugazcvzOM0Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugazcvzOM0Q[/video]
     
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    With their weird diets, I bet it sounds like trumpet concerto at chimneyland.
     
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    The end is nigh.
     
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    He's probably noticing a few other things, too. A wrinkle here and there, she's not as bouncy and full of life as before, the roots seem darker. . . .

    I'm lovin' it. Pelican thought he was getting a fountain of youth with Beth and is now re-discovering his mortality through realization his wife is middle-aged.
     
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    How weird that two people who are soooo in love and soooo comfortable with each other can't even fart or poop. This is high school bs
     
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    It must have been some fart if it could be heard while jogging?

    It bet it's just the tip of the iceberg. You just know she shits big chunky horseapples too. They probably have a maid working round the clock declogging all the toilets while Howard assumes the fetal position in the corner of the bedroom.
     
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    No fair......Someone must have baited her with appoes........
     
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    Exactly and how many people are in a situation where time and housing space allows them to live together and not need to use the restroom anywhere in the others vicinity.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Beth has an entire wing (where ever she lives) to run off and blast away. I can't believe that this is the only incident in the amount of time they've been together she's let one slip...she's probably really uncomfortable most of the time, with plotting out places to take a dump and to release gas without anyone around. The facade is broken.
     
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    She doesn't fart or take a shit because she's got a raging case of Howard encouraged anorexia bulimia. Anybody who can't see the physical and emotional signs
    is a dingbat. She doesn't fart and shit because she has nothing to fart and shit. Coffee, a Snickers bar and a portion of salmon all barfed up doesn't leave much to shit.
    Look at her arms. Fuzzy, thin muscled. Look at her hips. Square, boxed off, trying to conserve calories in pure desperation so they look a little puffy.
    Howard loves it. She could still stand to lose some weight, though.
     
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    She has the shittiest "modeling" poses. I guess it's that top European modeling I am not familiar with.
     
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    A "convo?" What, were they in Bloomies?
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    Bwahahaha
     
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    [video=youtube;ycEdzLkozg0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycEdzLkozg0[/video]
     
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    Wow, I missed this great revelation about BethO.........gotta go back and listen to this very IMPORTANT news! :)