So Beth is now pushing cats on Gary?

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  1. urbanshocker

    urbanshocker New Member

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    Gary said that Beth emailed him asking if he could take in another cat--he already has 2, plus a dog--AND he claims he was considering it!

    She is certifiably nuts!

    So, do you think that Gary just plays along like he's considering it (check with Mary, check with the kids, etc.) and then he acts like, "I would take the cat, but Mary says no"?
     
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    Of course he plays along. He knows better than to upset Boff.
     
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    Mary cleans the cat shit!:secret:
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    HAs Beth ever cared about the welfare of any animal that can't be kept as a pet and isn't cute and furry?
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Seagulls, owls, and an old Pelican.
     
  6. urbanshocker

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    Go for it...

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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    I don't listen to the show anymore, but I just listened to the infamous KoaB call about the Beth and Jared pic, and I was shocked by how much Booey now has his tongue surgically attached to his vawfa's sphincter. He was actually pissed at KoaB on Howard's behalf.

    It was like he was Renfield to Howard's Jew-broad Dracula.

    So I'm sure Gary is truly considering taking in another cat for his vawfa's kahleesi.

    But what a rude, thoughtless, tactless, tasteless, imposing thing to do! "Gary, couldn't you use a third cat?!? I mean, come on...................two?!?!? This is ponderous, man..........................fucking ponderous!".

    A little cat named Snuggles.........................
     
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    Asshley New Member Banned User

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    Giftscriptions are sure looking a lot better now, eh?
     
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    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    Isn't this just like Robin pushing her fellow employee into donating to her 15 foundation?:dontknow:
     
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    It's like what I've started telling clients of ours who keep hitting us up for "charitable" donations to their favorite cause: If we give any more, WE'LL be a charitable cause.
     
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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Both are horrible, but asking someone to take in another cat is worse. A pet is a long-term commitment, while a donation is a one-time thing.

    Asking someone to take in a pet is only about two steps less ludicrous than asking someone to take in a small African child. It's insane.

    "Come on, Gary..................you've already got two kids, you lazy dago fuck ya!".

    If winning people over was a career move Beth would be Jackie leaving the Stern show.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Maybe not. Appoe? Just sayin':dontknow:
     
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    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    True, but every week Robin was hitting up the Crew for another donation until she was called out on the air by Lisa and Scott.
     
  14. SwingOnThis

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    Yeah no, what does the cat do for a living?
     
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    can a monkey take care of a cat? :dontknow:
     
  16. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gary is a pompous dope but at least he was able to get out of adopting this obese animole.

    If Beth is that concerned about finding him a home, they ought to take him in - Consuela and the team of hired help at their two homes should be able to take care of him. If the help got the cat to drop a few lbs, Beth could go on more programs to show what amazing pet owners they are to transform the cat into a healthy pet.
     
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    that really isnt right. these are people who are nearly poor, but feel obligated because robin is thier superior.
    why do multi-millionaires ask poor people to donate anything? if they like a charity, just give thier own money, they have it
     
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    Beth told Garfield that he'd have to pose for pictures taken by a gangly pelican with her nude and he decided he'd rather take his chances at NASL
     
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    I remember years ago, relatives, when a cat would have kittens, would stuff them in an old lady's stocking with some rocks and throw them off a dock.....Oh, the good old days
     
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    I found out what happen to Appoe :bigcry:

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