So, bf just went on a rant....

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  1. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    He's worked 14 days straight...came home, had some beers & whiskey, decided he likes....guns, pussy, motorcycles, fire, swords, chainsaws, knives, axes, & JHigh's ass & beautifully cooked turkey breast.....
     
  2. Napoleon V2

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    Ok
     
  3. BaddFunn

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    swords are kinda gay
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    wut
     
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    I imagine you're a fat pig and your husband is a truck driver.
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    you're a dude, right?
     
  7. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    J High. Gay guy. All the same.
     
  8. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    nah, he's being a goof......just waiting for the turkey to set up.....
     
  9. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    so he's normal after all
     
  10. Satori Brah

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    punch him in the balls
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    is that in order? So your ass barely beats turkey breast?

    Better see what's doing there. :munch:
     
  12. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    dude she already lives with him
     
  13. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:
     
  14. ice cream

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    service him like you should

    things will be cool
     
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    THIS iS THE WoRST THREAD EVER
     
  16. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    she is complaining about her boyfriend
    i call it a she
     
  17. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    so he got a little back door action? :hhh:
     
  18. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Why buy when you can rent? :toptip:
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    how did the turkey breast come out?
     
  20. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i prefer the to go menu