So Blake Bortles is going to be competing with Johnny Football in Jax for the start?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    :scratch:

    I'm confused. Is Jacksonville taking Manziel in the 2nd round?
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ gangly wrench.
    Just then, this little apprentice leaned over and said, “You can’t work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7″ wrench.â€
    Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, “The Langstrom 7″ wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.â€
    Just then, the little apprentice leaned over and said, “It says sprocket not socket!
     
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    I have never seen someone as wrong on everything as Sipawitz.
     
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    Hey Weedboy, settle the fuck down. :fil:
     
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    um......
     
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    Dave was wrong again
     
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    Sipawitz is the Daveindiego of college football.
     
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    he still has you on ignore?
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    It's just ruining his own threads.

    His loss, not mine.

    :c
     
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    Eat a dick
     
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    Die Old Man! :yay:

    Die Old man! :yay:

    Die Old Man! :yay:

    We good bro? :hole:

    Die Old Man:yay:
     
  13. Shivvy

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    Does Dave even follow sports?
     
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    The browns :jj:
     
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    :hhh:


    They got a bunch of interesting picks this time though. :dontknow:
     
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    Hopefully for him fast tackles that can pull and big tight ends.