Dawg tells the bartender: "We want something that matches our personality. Give it your best shot." Bartender looks Dawg in the eyes and says "hmm ok, tell me something about yourself" "Well, I don't drink, milk is also out of the question because I'm lactose intolerant, and I'm a libertarian". The bartender turns his back to them, starts mixing a drink, and hands dawg a glass of water with a giant dildo floating in it. "Ok, you next" the bartender says, nodding to BethSucks. "I work in my kitchen all day, I hate my family, and I'm addicted to cereal." The bartender thinks for a second before saying "Oh, I know just the drink". Again, he turns around, grabs a few bottles, mixes a few things, before he turns around again and hands BethSucks a bowl of cereal. "You're up" the bartender says, before taking a look at Chriza's naked mole rat aids face and game of thrones t shirt and cargo shorts. Chriza opens his rat-like mouth, lets out a disgusting odor, and starts squealing out "Well, I'm really into burgers and-" before he can say another word, the bartender walks around the counter and smashes a bar stool over Chrizas head before throwing him out of the fucking bar "go drink sewage water from the drains you fucking naked mole rat piece of shit fuck, come in here again and ill body bag your naked mole rat ass"