So did the news of a Mars mission come sooner or later than you expected?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I am excited for this trip to Mars but as a kid I thought that we would have flying fucking cars, robot hookers and people living on other planets by now.


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    They found no intelligent life on Mars

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    I'd settle for fucking cars, period. Flying fucking cars would be a Mile High bonus.
     
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    I'm excited but there's a long way to go. Comparing Mars to going to the moon is like the difference between driving to your local 7-11 and crossing the USA. Logistically it's a LOT more difficult.
     
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    :cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:
     
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    I find it funny that a week ago MIT completely blew up the spot of this ridiculous Orion mission when they released this http://www.ibtimes.com/invisible-pl...radiation-discovered-7200-miles-above-1730214 . It is absolutely why this mission will NEVER EVER happen and why even if they launch this farce tomorrow the second they get even close to leaving LEO they'll abort. Its a god damn joke that people still buy into any of this nonsense.
     
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    It's not different, we didnt go to the Moon either.
     
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    Plus there is the whole Van Allen belt thing :coffee:
     
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    Right.

    In other news, you are simply an AI program. Another unprovable statement.
     
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    Which, in the classic Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea movie, caught fire. Nasty doings.
     
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    Mars is a one way trip.

    Who does that, Robbin?
     
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    actually it would be more like driving to Russia...
    the hardest part will be getting people back... if possible at all
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    Mars has almost no atmosphere, so cosmic radiation is going to fry anyone who spends more then a few hours there..
    then unlike the moon.. you have to deal with massive dust storms
    outer space is a motherfucker.. you only get to do shit the right way with zero mistakes or your dead body gets to float around in it
    for a few billion years
     
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    Yep, the absolute absurdity of people believing that we went through the Van Allen belt in 69-72 yet since that time we conveniently havent gone higher than 400miles above the earth.....Its a god damn joke and anyone who believes it is just a delusional baby.
     
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    yes we did.... but feel free to start a thread about it
     
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    Very well reasoned.
     
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    No later than the trip to Uranus.
     
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    yea you are coming across like a sane person
     
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    You know what's not provable, any human being going through the Van Allen Belt or ever going to the Moon. Ever single aspect of the Apollo missions have been completely debunked by science and facts but since all you retards saw it on TV must mean its the truth.
     
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    Excellent. Let's get this peer-reviewed. Stat.
     
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