So ducks have cork screw dicks...

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    and vaginas

    [video=youtube;6k01DIVDJlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY#t=43[/video]
     
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    whine openers
     
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    Perfect for your Vintage 1956
     
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    [video=youtube;nLXvojn5ZQ0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLXvojn5ZQ0[/video]
     
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    That's crazy.
     
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    So do pigs, it looks just like an auger bit :jj:
     
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    the fuck is wrong with you?
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    they also fall off and grow back bigger, how awesome is that?

    The video is worth watching just for the narrator :jj:
     
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    fake pouches and dead ends in their corkscrew. :c
     
  11. DarkFriday

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    Why did I come in here?:nooo::nooo::nooo:
     
  12. wife is a whore

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    And pigs cum enough in one load to fill a coke can. That sounds like it could be fun, but I would hate to have to walk around w/ 2 huge pig balls.

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  13. Mlaw

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    he should get a Squatty Potty
     
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    Tail curls up.
    Shits on balls.
    Pigs are not quite evolved.
     
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    Hey bro, we don't need to hear the details of your german porn collection. :c
     
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    Dave shits on his balls all the time.
     
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    :wtf:
     
  18. Mlaw

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    those balls can't be typical
     
  19. Mlaw

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    well, I guess they are :jj:

    [video=youtube;WH_l10Ov8T0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_l10Ov8T0[/video]
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    Fairly young boar, so the nuts are high and tight. I've seen a 500+ lb boar whose nuts were all callused up from dragging them around.

    Hogs are easy to castrate. Shortly after they are born, take a razor blade, slice, squeeze, cut, drop the piglet on the ground and he runs back to a teet.