"So, Gary....ahhh talks like.......So, we make a decision and ummmm"

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  1. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    Here it is,

    Gary the monkey has become and has crested at the all time possible height of egomania by NOW starting EVERY SENTENCE WITH ....


    So.....................................we talked it out and decided that the pope would not be appropriate for the birthday party.............................So

    we went and asked Christ to come but we turned him down..................................SO, yeah............


    Someone who starts every single sentence with "SO" is the highest level of self important ego maniac!!

    DIE YA FUCK!!

    DIE DIE DIE


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  2. jersery

    jersery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So, I like Gary. Seems like a great father/husband. Although, who knows? Sucks that he has to be a brown-nosing yes man to Howard.
     
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    I gotta agree with you. :hat:
     
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    Gary went from my favorite in the late 90's, to the one I wouldn't piss on if he were dying of thirst.
     
  5. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    He went from likable loser to self-important egotist.
     
  6. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    The level of isolated extreme self importance is maybe at a level that I have never ever seen in my whole live with anyone.

    And that even includes hollywood actors and the President of the United States...


    He is off the scale, and really really feels that "they" are daily important relevant parts to peoples lives throughout the world.

    Gary NEEDS a significant humbling
     
  7. jersery

    jersery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Not sticking up for Gary, but if you had an electronics show that 34 people watched on a regular basis, you might develop an ego too.
     
  8. HowieStearn

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    SO........, fa-fa-fooley is an annoying, pathetic, libtard asswipe. this is big news :golfclap:

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    I have no idea if what you're saying about 'so' is a proven fact, but I had a shit face of a CEO once who thought the sun rose and set on him. He started every fucking sentence with, "So..."

    I hated it. I noticed it with the monkey as well.
     
  10. crazycreep

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    Honestly everything that comes out of his mouth rubs me the wrong way....way more than stern....his analogies are the worst,
    I can't imagine pretending to be his friend....
     
  11. Feltspot

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    He is a high functioning retart
     
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    So, listen we did uhhhhhh the birthday show-uh run down and ummmmmm uhhhh the difference between every other awards show and uhhhhhh The Howard Stern Birthday show is , listen they don't uhhh have Howard Stern who can just fill, so uhhhhhh that's where we come out ahead that and uhhhhhhh you Jon Hein who soon as you uhhhhh became a millionaire all uhhhhhhhhh-of the sudden became my best friend and ummmmm co-producer of the show, it is what it is.
     
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    So, noine is fine, but can I ask you a question?

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  14. Beer Chugger

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    So.....um..... this guy Feltspot..... um.... started yet another shitty thread..... on Dawg's....

    So..... um.... I'm thinking SFN is more his speed.
     
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    Judge: "Request for restraining order, granted."
     
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    :backlol2: "retart." :funny:
     
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    I almost missed this thread since it wasn't marked "urgent"
     
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    Evolved Booey: "Ive paid my dues. If he fucks with me I'm gonna fight back. What am I supposed ‚Äčto do sit there and take it?"

    Hein: "Well yeah Gary hurfa durfa hurfa Howard and thats why he's the best in the biz and we love him for it because lets face it he's probably the greatest of all time at it and you KNOW when Howard's got you in that corner you KNOW Howards gonna be howard and you gotta be thinking okay he's the best - probably ever - and howard is doing what howard does best and the audience loves it and its probably gonna be serious vintage howard at that moment, yeah so no doubt its tough and I feel for you man because ive been there, and at that moment all youre really thinking is okay its howard here and i'm up against the best."
     
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    :lol:

    :crazy:
     
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    :lol:

    You've got Hein's milquetoast delivery down pat. :up: