So Guys, Tell Me What You Know About "Hogging"

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  1. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I was listening to the radio this morning and the dudes were talking about "Hogging" - a bunch of dudes going out and seeing which can pick up the fattest chick?

    They all throw $5-10 in the hat and whichever dude lands the heftiest chick at the end of the night wins?

    They were shooting for 200-250 lbs. plus.

    It reminded me of the movie "Dogfight" but I can honestly say I never heard of this practice until this morning...

    Anybody here do that?

    :munch:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im usually a good wingman and just take on the fat chick........too bad most of my friends wont do that for me :tears2:
     
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    Ask Goatboy :coffee:
     
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    I once heard about what I think was called a rodeo.

    Guys would go out and try to pick up the fattest chicks possible, and before the "winner" was taken home the other guys would go to that dude's room and hide in his closet.

    The guy would eventually arrive and start banging the chick. Once he started to get her from behind, the dudes would jump out and yell "rodeo" or some shit. The girl would try to get away and the dude would see how long he could hold on, like Bullriding.

    I know a guy who knows a guy who claims to have participated in this.
     
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    I have a friend who was like that. We still laugh about the time he ended up with the big red machine. Most of my friends were avid cock-blockers. You had to be on your toes because they'd steal a chick right out from under you in a heartbeat.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I hate those fuckers

    I was at a casino a couple weekends ago and I was at the bar putting the moves on some slut and my friend pops up out of nowhere and goes HEY MAN WHERE'S YOUR WIFE?

    :mad:
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Where I come from, "Rodeo" is called "Rape". :coffee:
     
  9. keywordpk

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    :console:

    What's the maximum weight you'll consider?
     
  10. keywordpk

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    :idea:


    Actually, he likes them chubby all the time so I don't think he'd be into this necessarily. :dontknow:
     
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    It intrigues me, these games men play. :coffee:
     
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    :bigthink ive fucked some pigs in my day but i wouldnt know the girls weight by just looking at them
     
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    She supposedly entered willingly, but I think you have a point.

    Remember, I only heard about this. I have no proof it's ever happened, anywhere.
     
  15. keywordpk

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    :eek:

    I think I've heard of this, too.
     
  16. DarkFriday

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    Former Cubs first baseman Mark Grace used to call it "Slump Busting"....

    If he or one of his teammates was struggling at the plate, following the game they would go on a pub crawl and fatty hunt.

    Similar to the hogging thingy you describe above.

    Mark swore it was very effective.

    Men are pigs
    . :hhh:
     
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    [​IMG][​IMG]:wub::hug:


    :woah: Hi Elvis
     
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    Things escalated to near blows many times. The thing that pissed me off is that I was never the smoothest cat in the place. If I had a chick on the line, it was a big deal to me. One time, the biggest offender put the moves on a chick that I had previously picked up. I was glad he cock-blocked me because I felt trapped when she approached me. Her apartment was the filthiest place I've ever seen for a chick. When I woke up at her place after picking her up, I was grossed out by it. So when he started in on her that second time, I disappeared. The guy is a great friend in every other way, but an asshole when it comes to cock-blocking. Luckily, they ended up at her place and not his. :bounce:
     
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    How do they get the weight of these gals?

    "OK piggy, I'm going to need you to get on the scale now. And if you put this brick in your pocket half the money is yours."