So, have you ever tried a friend's breast milk?

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  1. HowardsPrenup

    HowardsPrenup Well-Known Member

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    Me neither. Dude at work tried a friend's breast milk, he is someone I see and talk to each day at work. I gagged and said "what the fuck" like 5 times in a row. Gross. She is my friend, but she isn't what most would consider attractive. Dude also said he tried his own semen once. I'd never do either, What. the. fuck.
     
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    awesome story
     
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    sounds like the perfect lifemate for blairg
     
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    Sounds like you need to kick back with a nice tall glass of breast milk.
     
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    Thanks bro, cool story. Dude also asks her specific questions about sex. And talked about shitting in the pool during lunch a few weeks ago. Gross.
     
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    "dude at work"
     
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    AND he sent me and the girl a link to the Chappelle's Show skit where he mocks Puff Daddy (Diddy, whatever) on Making the Band, asking for breast milk. I didn't respond. I'm a nice dude, but shit that's gross. Funny skit, but not in that context
     
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    Yeah
     
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    You all run like roaches when the lights come on
     
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    This never happened
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Tried two from the tap.
     
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    intentionally? no, and i dont think i want to (people are gross). I have been "baptized" on occasion because those nipples were not made by Playtex: they have a mind of their own and squirt in random directions.
     
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    Yeah it did
     
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    I understand accidents happen if women have kids. If you have a wife, it's bound to happen if you have kids. But shit, I was completely grossed out and shocked when the girl blurted it out. Fucking gross.
     
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    I don't get the hysteria over someone 'trying' their semen. :dontknow:
     
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    You're a girl, it's different for guys. Women tasting themselves is way more normal. It's just different
     
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    if i was aroused and the situation came up, i probably wouldn't notice, but while watching TV? plus it gets on my glasses and smells. if a girl squirts on my glasses during sex, afterwards they get lysol.
     
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    I think it's hot. You've never snowballed with your spouse?
     
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    plus human breast milk was not in fashion when i was born. everything was formula "better by science and du pont" i have never developed a taste for that watery mess that comes from people. cows' milk tastes way better, especially if its not homogenized and fresh from the farm (and i have my shots...)
     
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    They get lysol? You spray them down as punishment? :eek: