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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Now that I have your attention, question for you

    What are some good things to dip in cheese fondue? Miss Chriza bought a fondue pot and we're gonna use it on Christmas Eve over some champagne and a roasting fire and then I'll give her her lovely gift because The Chriza knows how to make the bitches drip

    So far we've got bread, apples, and broccoli. Oh and maybe some sliced sausage like kielbasa. What else would you recommend


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh and only a day and a half more of work till Christmas :dancin:
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

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    You two are both gonna be 250lbs by Valentine's Day.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Taco Chips
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I already know what I'm getting her for that too :belch:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What the fuck
     
  7. gwartney

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    :dontknow: It looks like Queso.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay wow

    That fart was pure evil
     
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    Mushrooms
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Not my bag, but hell I'd try em

    I know she likes them, she got a Greek omelet the other day that was stuffed to shit with them

    I had eggs Benedict =^_^=
     
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    Some nice meaty portobellos. Mmmmm
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wtf calm down woman
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna be able to make it.
     
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    A treadmill?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who would want a treadmill for valentine's day :scratch:
     
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    try dipping your balls in there

     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :fil:
     
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  18. Mr. Potato Head

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    It's a whole thing.:coffee:
     
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    That fondue looks like your cock.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And how!