So, homosexuality is a choice, too

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by !!!kaboom!!!, Oct 28, 2015.

  1. !!!kaboom!!!

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    Howard "evolved" on the homosexuality issue when he realized people were born that way, and sure, many are.

    But judging by frequent callers like Captain Janks, Joey Boots, etc., one can decide, mid-life, that one is gay.

    Is it that they were born that way, or that they really don't have a lot going on, can't get women to touch them, so go the gay route? After long dry spells, they aren't that picky anymore?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that, etc., etc.
     
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    Not sure you should use Joey Boots or Captain Janks as a litmus test for what's normal.
     
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    In the above cases involving Boots and Janks, I believe their option to be limited in either sex.
     
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    Janks and Boots realized their current schtick was no longer getting them airtime. Nothing will get Howina's attention like announcing you're gay.
     
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    If you're truly a straight male, nothing will ever make you turn. If you can't get laid, you can't get laid.
     
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    'Zactly, bro. Straight guy high five!
     
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    It is a choice too. Chicks do it all the time. They get married, have kids, get divorced, say theyre sick of mens bullshit and go lesbian.
     
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    Oh I thought this was another wrestling thread
     
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    That works both ways. Take the case of the first civil union. Woman claimed to be lesbian, got civil-unioned, had a kid and got divorced because she was sick of her partner's bullshit. She was strictly dickly after that.

    That kid must be a piece of work by now...
     
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    See, I think it's just that they have few options and are not that picky. They get sick of jerking off, can't get a woman for free, can't pay for a hooker, so they are sticking their dick into holes in walls.

    It's like these dudes in prison who go "gay for the stay."
     
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    I've been through some loooooooooooong dry spells and I've never considered penis. Even when I thought things were hopeless.
     
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    its not a choice. sure you can choose to do anything, but not many of us can choose what turns us on
     
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    I choose to hop in bed with two lesbians and turn them bi.
     
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    It can easily double as one.
     
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    Human sexuality isn't "black" or "white" It is a full spectrum with many many shades. Some folks prefer one sex over another but don't mind the same sex from time-to-time. Not too long ago in human history there weren't gays, only people who had various preferences and desires. Most liked the opposite sex but there wasn't a huge stigma for liking the same sex.
     
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    since human population is 7.3 billion it appears most men are attracted to women
     
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