So how will Howard die?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Since Howard's face keeps getting magically updated like Joan Rivers use to .. there is always a chance he could suffer the same fate ....

    anyway... so how does it end for american's smudge?

    Will he die Howard Hughes style.... a paranoid hermit, in a dark hermetically sealed room??

    maybe he will go out Phil Hartman style.. with Beth playing the roll of Phil's wife

    Will he suffer a horrible death by black dildo....??

    how will it all end???

     
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    He is already dead as far as I'm concerned.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    the grim reaper would neg you for not caring
     
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    My guess is that he will die alone while Beth is out looking for red carpet to trot on. Probably choke on an almond and the cats will use his wig as a litter box until Beth returns. That's how I hope it happens anyway. :c
     
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    Broken hip leading to organ shutdown due to being a fag.
     
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  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    and they say romance is dead
     
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    suicide by cop
     
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    Forgotten
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I'd say very old and in a Howard Hughes way.

    By the way, that avatar caught me off guard Xav. Freaky.
     
  10. chapped

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    yea i want him to die grasping 1000 dollar bills lying in his own shit filled diaper while beth is being railed by he knicks


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    He'll die in Ralph's hands. Ralph's his true love. By the time he's on his death bed, he'll probably come out of the closet and be with Ralph.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    there is no way on earth ralph hasn't sucked him off
     
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    That's the main reason why Ralph is still on his payroll. He clearly doesn't dress him anymore (Varvatos does) so why else would he keep him around!?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    ralph knows when to keep his mouth shut and his asshole gaped
     
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    Like Karen Carpenter, anorexia, trying to lose that last 10 pounds
     
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    Can a rectal prolapse kill you?
     
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    More importantly how old will Beefy be when Howard bites the big one and will we all be continually subjected to her "nails on a chalkboard" voice?
     
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    Alone, Cold and Screaming.
     
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    I don't care as long as it's slow, painful and SOON.
     
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