So how would you reply to this person about why that halftime show sucks?

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    • She said = Because the average red blooded American male does not want to see sexy women scantily clad jumping around a stage. So ridiculous








    • I said = Yeah, that's right. Nothing says football like Beyonce singing about being a singing about being a single lady








    • She said = So should we have the stone back? Geriatric, drug abusing has beens TOTALLY represent what athletes are about.


      So how would you reply to "she said?" :D





     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Crap, sorry guys. I can't seem to fix the spacing. :facepalm:
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    that's her first chance to correct herself.
     
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    what do you tell a bitch with two black eyes



    nothing, you already told her twice
     
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    No nippie, no watchie.
     
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    Why do brides wear white?

    You want the dishwasher to match the rest of the appliances

    thanks I'll be here all week, try the risotto
     
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    Super Bowl halftimes ALWAYS suck. Bands self censoring, Autotuned ex-hookers pumped full of sperm warbling like AGT second stringers (now THERE's a concept), young androgynous future nobodies singing along to a track of talented studio players. Where's Hunter? Where's Harlan? Where's Chuck? For that matter, where's Rene, where's Frenchy?

    You COULD have pointed out the insidiousness of the infiltration of the eduo/fasco/military/corporatist/industrialist complex or snarked about the 'be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box' vibe of the sadly smiling young man in the motorwheelie or asked what God might have thought about the two young men Ray Lewis shipped to the afterworld in 2001. But it was probably about the commercials. It's usually about the commercials.
     
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    CUNT will never learn... only one way...
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    I think that they should have mentioned Pepsi more. And lip synched more. And done a few more monotonous songs. It wasn't corporate enough for me.
     
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    i wish fergie was up there with her whole asshole hanging out. and with all those black guys she has sex with.
     
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    I took a shit at half time. Thought it was awesome.
     
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    Why wasn't she in the kitchen tending to the snacks?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The bigger questions would be

    1. "why do we make multi-millionaires out of pop stars who can barely carry a tune and dance like horses?'

    2. "why has music gotten to be like pro wrestling, where everyone knows it's fake but they all pretend it's real?"

    3. "how does she expect to be taken seriously when half the time she's "singing" but not even holding the mike to her face?"
     
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    be-yon-say

    didnt even sing, she lipped singed again and just danced.

    she has attractive, and has big wide hips.
     
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    made me LOL
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    What's the under/over on how many restraining orders this person has against him?