Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by minorsalazar, Mar 7, 2014.
He should be using open tuning
I again felt embarrassed for dear OLD Howard......
Howard has a coach teach him how to take the proper dump
Open tuning is gay
its already happening. Wiggy picks up a "hobby" and 2 weeks later he is the master and doles out advice.
Not really, good for slide guitar....
And also,you can play entire chords with your dick
Howard can't get into a hobby unless he believes he's the best at it
Howard's millions of fans need to stop requesting he be inducted into the Rock "N" Roll Hall Of Fame. He's tired of hearing about it.
What is open tuning?
it's very good, since slide guitar is also gay.
open G tuning, for example, would be when you tune the strings so that you are playing a G chord without fretting. just striking the open strings will give you the chord. you can then use your index finger to barre all strings along any single fret and be playing full chords.
jesus, what a fucking tool.
Fred brings up Joni Mitchell saying she uses 17 guitars of different open tunings but the only reason she does is because she had fucking polio and it crippled her hands.
Unless you're an experienced player, open tunings are a cop-out.
Wiggy also has the advantage of having the proper equipment. Squatty Potty.
Yep, as soon as Wiggy learns something he thinks makes him sound like an expert he crowbars it into every conversation. Problem is, most of the time it's something the rest of the world already knew or he gets the details wrong and he ends up looking like a poser and a tool instead.
Maybe that's why Fred didn't want to be in his band.