So Howard thinks he's too fat.....

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  1. njguy8

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    I never listen to the show anymore..... too much shit to wade through..... but I will from time to time read howardstern.com if I see something on Dawg's that sounds interesting.

    Since I'm a HUGE fan of really disliking Beth I wanted to see what they wrote up for her appearance today.

    She made 1 statement that really stood out to me.

    The question was,
    KOAB: If you could change anything about him, what would it be?

    Beth: "He thinks he's fat, and I hear about that all day long."

    I think we all know how completely screwed up his perception are regarding weight, but I NEVER thought he was at the point that he walks around every day complaining that he's too fat - like a neurotic coked-up model.

    Just look at him? Where's this fat he's referring to? Does he actually think his looks will improve with more weight loss?

    And most importantly, why the FUCK is no one got the guts to tell him that he's completely fucked up in the head and that he looks absolutely ridiculous now, not to mention looking sickly at his current low weight.

    Textbook version of someone suffering from Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

    So I guess that means that even Beth can't convince Howard of it. I think that says a lot about how fucked up this guy actually is.

    I hope really he resigns. I'd be more than happy to not listen to him for another 5 years, yet still having the opportunity to watch some completely disintegrate in front of the world - both physically and emotionally.

    He really is one screwed up guy.

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    Ya, but he does have rockstar hair...
     
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    The chin/nightmare before Christmas bod combo is working
     
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    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel VIP

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    [​IMG]n[​IMG]Howard's "stylist"
     
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    He could lose a few.
     
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    He's probably referring to his belly, probably has a mini tire and calls that fat.
     
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    He's an insecure high maintenance bitch...
     
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    Plus, his penis is as plain as the nose on his face! (well, he'd like you to believe it's that big)
     
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    Yup. I would imagine his body fat percentage is average to slightly high. He's skinny but there is no muscle mass.
     
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    That's gonna leave a mark!
     
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    He's an anorexic twat.
     
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    He's out of control with his portion of almonds.
     
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    That mint leaf is really putting that fat tub of shit over the limit. He should do something about that. The slob.
     
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    I would just like to go on record as saying it's TOTALLY NORMAL that you devoted so much time into not only thinking about this, but typing that out
     
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    he needs to cut back on the beautiful soup
     
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    JK lol you're a faggot
     
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