So, Howard's given up giving up drinking?

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  1. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    Downing Scotch with the boys, "drinking & having fun" with Whitney Cumwhore & his appalling bride'n'groom interruption -- which must have been, at least, partially alcohol fuelled (at least i hope so, for his sake!). What happened to Howard's 'compromised liver'? :dontknow:
     
  2. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Was he "high" on alcohol?
     
  3. Ruffypup

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    What was Beth doing in the boys room?
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Or every one of his stories is a lie and he limits himself to a portion of Poland Springs every meal.
     
  5. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    The douchery never stops.
     
  6. FishySausage

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    he's just such an asshole.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Downing scotch? Did he blow Sean Connery?
     
  8. Roberticus

    Roberticus Well-Known Member

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    He's an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a scarf.
     
  9. Roland Schwinn

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    :lmao: Howard drinking scotch is the fake story. Maybe, and i stress MAYBE he had a Reunite.
     
  10. ClownPocket

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    His "scotch" was actually a portion of Dubonet on the rocks. Wild man, wild.
     
  11. jon1972us

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    Scotch has too many calories.
     
  12. Bye You!

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    :haha:
     
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    Give up drinking cum? No way he has that much will power.
     
  14. Vashier

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    Everyone seems to have missed Howard's most obvious lie today. He said he refused to smoke cigars with the boys while drinking the scotch because that is too much. He asked Cumming's what did she mean he was being gay with her boy friend, he went in a room and smoked cigars with him :facepalm:
     
  15. BobSacamano

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    How about when he and Beth were shocked that Pete Berg swam in the ocean! They thought it was "manly". How out of touch are they? They don't think it's normal to swim in the ocean!?! Make me sick that they have a beautiful house on the beach, and don't swim in the water!!! WTF!
     
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    Stern would only make a up a lie about drinking as an alibi for his idiotic dance interruption. It's the old "I was drunk" bullshit.
     
  17. Roland Schwinn

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    TWO houses on beaches. I didn't hear that but i am not surprised. In fact nothing surprises me about howard these days, as long as it paints him as a total pussy. Actually it did surpruse me that he went to the pool all by himself like a big boy. :giggle: I wonder if he put his swim trunks on all by himself too?!?
     
  18. No Head Games

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    Fascinating that Howard offered Whitney and her boyfriend rooms in different areas of his house because he thought they wouldn't want to shit near each other. Howard's view of the world is so out of touch with normal reality.
     
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    ....Maybe a Zima?
     
  20. HooHoo

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    I'd be surprised if he had any swim trunks on, these days he's so hyper paranoid about everything, that in his howard hughes addled mind he's convinced he'll get skin cancer the moment he steps into the sun. I'd lay money he had his gilligan getup on, complete with the varvatos socks as pictured:

    "John Varvatos, Robin"
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