So Howard's X-mas bonus for the staff this year...

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  1. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    "A charitable donation has been made on your name to Bianca's Furry Friends."
     
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  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    You get one book if howard likes you, two if he doesn't.
     
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    No No No No, would never happen!

    More like---"You know what guys? It would be a really great gesture for you to make a donation to Bianca's Furry Friend this Christmas. It'll really make you feel good."
     
  5. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I ain't got time for that

    :haha:
    This slams hard like Clarks jelly of the month club

    Cheap Jewish grandmother
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    and he won't even sign them so at least they can try to sell them on ebay for $10.
     
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    It's a shame that he isn't generous with his staff once a year. He can give everyone $5K and it wouldn't even be a days pay.

    He's gonna die with all that money in the bank and he will be remembered by his staff as a cheapskate tightwad.
     
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    It's 2014.

    Unless you're selling this piece of shit to people standing in line at an AGT audition, Wiggy's signature would probably only decrease its minimal value even further.
     
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    What the fuck is up with those ugly pigeon salt and pepper shakers?
     
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    ...a.k.a. the beth fund.
     
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    Cmon, Howard ain't spending that much money on his staff. He will yet give them another holiday party where he will mention the name of the restaurant on the air enough that he can get away with paying for the whole thing with plugs.

    His staff is so small now that he doesn't even need a private room. Just a big table in the back of of the restaurant.
     
  12. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep

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    Nobody will remember Howard stern. Beth made sure of that.
     
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    I bet he will just take them to Checkers (Rally for people in the weird states) and they will eat outside.
     
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    Where's the book signing ? :rs:
     
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    between him and Allison his three daughters are coming into the fucken mother lode.
     
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    Honestly I remember instantaneously thinking when she first showed Yoda "oh wow Beth can never just have a normal cat, it has to be a unique one to make her stand out" and sure enough this unique kitty is the impetus for more Beth publicity: the Buchwald PR squad obviously has a dedicated Beth branch that really cooked up something special here
     
  17. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    i like when he gave subs (that counted toward a bonus)

    the guy is a genius
     
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    Small?
    It is most likely the largest staff in radio history
    I count 20+ off the top of my head (not including interns)
     
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    He gave the portable radios (maybe they came with subs),
     
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