So I accidently Peter Northed all over a girl tonight and made another one flip out.

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    So the first story is just me being a fucking idiot. We were slammed the whole night. I was grabbing a bunch of dishes from the VIP section and one of them slipped out of my hand. The first time ever. Well it dropped to the floor and the side of Ranch rebounded and went right on this Really pretty girls outfit and face. I was completely mortified. I said OMG I am so sorry and grabbed her some towels and Napkins and she was so sweet about it and I was fucking humiliated and a bunch of people were screaming at me but I was in the Mortified zone. After I cleaned everything up I avoided that section like the plauge and some drunk guy got in my face and said you should of bought her a drink . I said I know im sorry is she still here and she said shes done drinking but you can buy me a drink. I walked away and he started screaming I saw what you did!!! I saw the whole thing!!1 I was haunted.
     
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    :lol:
     
  3. Hateman

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    Mario doesnt like me anymore
     
  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    You seem awfully needy tonight.
     
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    Then around almost closing time we were still slammed and I was tired and I was pissed they had me working over an hour more than I had to be and I was stocking over TEN cases over budlight in the floor coolers. This stupid bitch kept asking me for a round ANd I said at first Sorry I am not a Bartender. Then she is like well can you get me one?? They were all busy so I said they will get to you eventually. sorry she was pretty but Not pretty enough for me to interupt a bartender to get her drinks before people were waiting. So she asked me again And I just ignored her and started stocking beer on the other side of the bar and All of sudden I hear Hey MOther FUCKER!!! and She flips me off from across the bar!!!

    I looked at her and I Mouthed back "wooooooooooow" and she kept flicking me off and I just kept staring at her in disgust . One of the other barbacks came up to me "the hot one " and rubbed my shoulders and said dont let drunk bar girls get to you like that and I said im not pissed even though I was. I had to finally just stop looking at her and customers were saying to me Make love and not war. I really did not think my emotions were showing but I have a very animated face and It makes it hard for me to fake something so everyone knew I wanted to rip her fucking face off.
     
  6. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    why do you say that bro. I think your awesome.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I didn't read any of this thank god
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    My wife still gets upset when I remind her of the time she spilled a cup of coffee on a dude when she was a waitress, 20 years ago.

    When she's being all arrogant I just say "remember when you spilled that coffee on that guy?"
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :) and i do the sa w toyiu. Can we talk?? I need your wisdom
     
  10. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Mario hw's tip working out..you making good scrilla there?
     
  11. Napoleon V2

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    Did u shooT ropes on her face?
     
  12. Super Mario

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    absolutely man . :smiley:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Listen to you faggots posting here

    Ashamed
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Now you!

    Wow
     
  15. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Made fifty tonight for five hours . Gonna work tommarow for a benefit for a premature baby . It makes me feel good that I can help the baby out with my service. everyone is gonna help
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol
     
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    I was so red in the face. Its something that I will always remember I just wanted to crawl in a hole and die.
     
  18. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Fb or here?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    That's some life ya got there
     
  20. Super Mario

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    your wife and kids hate your guts and your taking it out on the gay guy on a message board you sad lonely loser. go drop dead and do the world a favor. Give your family some inheritance for all the misery.