So, I almost lost my knob today.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I was getting a bj and she sneezed and bit the tip. It didn't hurt much. Close call.
     
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  2. Phil McKrakin

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    Thank God I didn't come up with this nonsense.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Did you make her swallow?
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    It's very difficult for me to cum from a bj. :bigcry:
     
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  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I assume you haven't met BM's wife yet?
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    That is a fun fact about you
     
  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    It fucking sucks. All it does is piss chicks off. :fil:
     
  8. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    No thanks. She's had way too many linear yards of BBC for me to stick anything in any of holes.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    BM's wife.

     
  10. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I used to see a chick that couldn't suck dick for shit.

    She kept wanting to do it, but she'd graze my shaft with her teeth and kill my stiffness.
     
  11. mrd160

    mrd160 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Be safe out there sir :up: