So I am at Subway.......

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  1. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    And there is a black dude making the sandwiches, is it racist to ask for white bread?

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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    yep
     
  3. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    No, it's just immature. What are you 11? White bread? Srs?
     
  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    calling the whole wheat bread "Reggie bread" would be racist
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Subway doezznt have white bread...
     
  6. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Ask for honkey bread and wink then nob and say Obama and fist bump. Then throw out the sandwich as soon as you outside and then move
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Thatzz fucking stupid...
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    that may of been one of the shittiest posts ever
     
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    6" Italian (White) Bread - From Subway's site. Just ask for the Italian and you're golden.

    Or, walk right the fuck out once you realize a black guy us going to be making your sandwich.
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    only if you're in blackface.
     
  12. HAL

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    :ballhit:
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    A black guy that works at subway...you should give him nikkerz phone number.
     
  14. lickety split

    lickety split New Member Banned User

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    Who asks for white bread at Subway?
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Eyetalians arent really white though right?
     
  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Tell him this is the first time you got something in return when you gave a black guy money in a subway. :rs:
     
  17. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I ended up getting the spic chick anyways, lucked out.
     
  18. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I happily take take it then through it on the roof once i get outside. Theres like 30 sandwiches on the roof cause the blacks cabt keepma consistent schedule
     
  19. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    ask him how the turkey gobbler is ;)
     
  20. JJR

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    Heh.