WTF So, I am in a strange predicament

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  1. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    Recently we had a new admit. A 40 year old chick who had a seizure, fell and ripped her knee apart.

    She was put on my caseload. When I visited her room and saw her I was sure it was a visitor. This chick was smoking hot. We usually get OLD patients.

    Anyway we've been working together for a few weeks and she's constantly flirting with me. I flirt back.

    Well when I got here today, she's literally waiting by the door for me.

    She says something like Thank god you're here. I want to take a shower but nursing said a therapist had to be with me. Will you help me?

    In my mind I'm thinking There's nothing I'd like more. But I say, Well Cynthia is my partner today, maybe you'd be more comfortable with another woman.

    No no, I'm fine with you.

    So we go to the shower. I set it up and say I'll stand right outside the curtain. I turn around and she's naked.

    No you better stay close cause I may lose my balance.

    So I'm trying to be professional but she's so fucking hot. And she smells like heaven.

    After a few minutes of her washing herself she asks if I'd do her back.

    I'm like ahhh are you sure you don't want me to get a woman.

    Come here she says. I'm like a foot awsy at most, some of the water is hitting my scrubs.

    She takes my hand and puts it on her ass. She's says That wasn't so bad right?

    So I say fuck it. I take the sponge and soap her up. Rinsed off and she turns around and asks for me to do her lower legs. I do. My face is inches from ger fully shaved crotch.

    So we finish up, I dry her off, take her to her room.

    She gives me her number. Says she's leaving soon and wants to kit.

    I wanna fuck this chick badly. But I'm in a long-term relationship.

    Did I mention she's very hot? You'd think mid 20s not 40.

    What should I do with the number? If I keep it, I'm setting up a possible bad situation. If I toss it, well....

    Help!
     
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    Unless you're married meet up with this chick and fuck her inside out.
     
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    Oh btw ... what celebrity does she look like.
     
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    Fuck Her....

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    This is like Penthouse Forum
     
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    I used to think stories like this were fake, until I had a new admit that blew her knee out and was smoking hot.......................
     
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    She is a psycho man, no hot chick comes on to guys like that especially in a hospital so something is wrong.
    Play it safe and stay with the girl in the longterm relationship, if you have stayed with her that long she is a good person and that counts for a lot. If you were single I'd say obviously go for it

    Divorce court is littered with stories from guys of psycho chicks like this and five months later the guy is single and miserable.
     
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    The Knee might be a problem... :bigthink
     
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    Lose the number. Avoid being assigned to her. Lawsuit waiting to happen.
     
  12. Mr Sinister

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    Should of ate her ass in the shower
     
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    This is the fake story Robin :shitcoffee:
     
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    Put your glasses on! Its a trap.

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    Maybe her epilepsy keeps her from meeting or dating and the end time hormones of the early 40s are making her consider fucking low class orderlies instead of becoming a high priced ho for a successful dude. My theory anyway.
     
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    Wow, it just occurred to me. Snort is the new Shortwave. The circle of life continues.
     
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    Today on e-bay I won a bid for a classic ljn George the animal steel I am pretty stoked about it. image.jpeg
     
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    As long as you don't suffer a big loss, I'd say it's ok.
     
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    Oh I would gladly have done that.
     
  20. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

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    I wish it were.
     
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