So...I been having a lot of phone sex lately.

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  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    What you knuckleheads been up to? :hw:

    Phone sex is weird though. I can do cyber sex a lot easier. Less pressure and thoughts flow easier.
    But it IS hard to type a fuckin paragraph with one hand...so yea.

    The other night, I blasted for like 3 hours while on the phone. My hands are all cramped and my giner and booty hole are sore. But I came twice! :c

    Anybody here do this weird shit? I'll take pointers, advice, ridicule, whatevs.
     
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    My wife's been pretty good about offering up the box of late ...

    And when she's outta town, there's always the dog .....
     
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    :D
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    All that work and only two orgasms? I guess I didn't know how lucky I truly am. :dontknow:
     
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  5. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    I like a dude with an open mind and some peanut butter :lo5:
     
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    :nocheer:
     
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  7. DrivenByDemons

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    It was weird but you were very loving and patient.
     
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    been having real sex w/ a real person, in this, case my GF
     
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  9. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Dewd! I know! Well, I kept getting embarrassed by the shit I said but I rarely come twice in one session...It's highly annoying.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i busted in 10 seconds with you then hung up the phone
     
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  11. DrivenByDemons

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    We got another heavy breather!
     
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  13. Wing

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    aww :console:
    Don't worry it's no one from here...
    :eek: I need more practice..
    Congrats.
    Just met this dude at a business meeting, but we live 1000 mi away.
     
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    Repped.
     
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    Same here, except its with my husband. :cool:

    I hope its not health-related for you to not be very orgasmic....or health-related for me to be so easily that way. :eek:
     
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    falling for geographically undesirable men is a nono :nono:
     
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  17. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    How many times have you done it?
    This is the first person for me. :eek:
    So, I had you at hello? :cool:
    No one understands french :dontcare:
     
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    Speakphones also seem to kill the deal
     
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  20. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    *e-smooch* :wub:
    :worried:
    Nah, i'm probably just mental and insecure. But I am always horny, so I got that going for me. :dontknow:
    I know...Help me! :facepalm:
     
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