So I bought a new pressure washer :coffee:

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    and it's tits :ghp:



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  2. zhukov

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    Honda GX 390 Engine..12 hp, 19 ft/lbs torque


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  3. geo

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    ferst omg !
     
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    Cat pump

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    Stainless steel frame and baller mag wheels!
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    you plan on doing anything sexual with that contraption zhuk?
     
  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Man stuff. Awesome.
     
  8. Bro

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    You can use it to wash your vagina.
     
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    how do you know what man stuff is?
     
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    Nice!
     
  11. zhukov

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    goddammit I love new tools...gonna blast my garage floor this weekend and re-coat with epoxy paint

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    bro this rig will blow your vag from Yonkers to fuckin' Buffalo. :c
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    nah I'll leave that for Bro. down here we got bugs, mud daubers, mildew, and other things that need cleaning. I had a 2400 psi faggot pressure washer that preformed like Bro's dick...aka nada
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    Be sure to play around with the #1 super hi pressure nozzle.

    It makes for a great foot massage, try it. :smile:
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I bet before the end of Saturday, this momo blows off about 600 dollars in siding on his home before he even realizes what he just did.

    :lol:
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    Show me your tool chest bro...part your man-boobs and see if you even have one Crescent wrench :c
     
  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    Listen faggot, I know the awesome performance of a 4000 psi washer...it's not for girly men like you...in fact if you turned it on the backpressure would likely blow you into the weeds. The lack of liberal upper body strength, IMO :ucoffee:
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Here you go.

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    4000 PSI. Nice.

    Que mucho dinero?
     
  20. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    :lol:

    you got shirts with that on it?

    :backlol2:

    I forgot..no garage, no tools, no mancave. :facepalm: