so I decided to flood Amazon Kindle with a bunch of smut . . .

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I just write up 40 to 45 pages of a barrage of sexual smut and format it for kindle, slap a cover on it and sell each for $2.99. The dollars are rolling in.

    This is the way to make easy passive income.
     
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    if anybody in here is good at taking a regular photograph of a person and making it look like a zombie or the like, please let me know? thanks...
     
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    Cool thread.
     
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    I'm gonna buy it
     
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    Seems like something a successful author would do.
     
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    can't find it
     
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    Worst thread ever. I want to shoot myself.
     
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    did you use a psyeudonym?
     
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    when did I ever write I was successful?

    writers do what it takes to survive, period . . . only 1% of them don't have to do that.
     
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    yes
     
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    do it in your face please
     
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    how would you know where to look?
     
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    Nothin wrong with some easy money. You should write one about a guy named "Mick" who lived online and sent pics of other guys dicks to what he thought were hot teen girls.
     
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    oh yeah, that would sell, right?

    Lives of Quiet Desperation . . . a new serialized kindle series.
     
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    in the Kindle Store under erotica
     
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    you're going to blindly assume out of the thousands of writers that one of them would-be mine?
     
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    So, how many copies has Ag bought?
     
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    Can AG afford a Kindle?
     
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    good afternoon to you, trog.