So, I drank this tea called Smooth Move...

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  1. Reggae Mistress

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    Nothing smooth about it :facepalm:
     
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    I thought you liked the rough stuff....no?
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Hate to tell you this, RM, but the move in it refers to relieving constipation (srs). Give it a while, you should have a smooth move (ment).
     
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    senna leaf. can you leave the house yet?
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Like I said, there was nothing smooth about it. It should be renamed Angry Move or Run Quickly and Move.
     
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    Try margaritas and some mex food next time. Same effect, more fun.
     
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    Fuck, I laughed when I read this. My boys take the bus but needed a ride today because of a project. I was sweatin bullets behind the wheel.
     
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    I have an iron stomach. I could have lived even eating roaches for a python. My Hiney? Not so much...
     
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    You are freakishly knowledgeable. A little scary but I'd love to have you on my trivial pursuit team.
     
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    i collect useless information like a hoover sucks lint.
     
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    And you know a decent brand of vacuums. I was worried you were going to say Oreck :derp:
     
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    i only know of Oreck from some commercials and some hotels in manhattan that have their air ionizers to cut the smoke smells (they didn't work). Hoovers always work.
     
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    Yea, nothing associated with Oreck works. Including their employees.
     
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    Are you cleaning out for a deep seeding? I read they take laxatives to clear their tract.
     
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    Are you flirting with me?
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Isn't it obvious? I haven't met a woman yet who hasn't fallen for my "deep seeding" line.
     
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    :jj: I'm a sucker for farmers
     
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    I've taken that before. :jj:
     
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    I think I can leave the house now but my belly is making some weird noises. I feel kinda skinny though :c
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    bubble guts


    so was it smooth?