WTF So I found out this weekend that THIS is a thing

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fucking shit

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_headache

    Sexual headaches, also known as coital cephalalgia, are a rare type of headache that occur in the skull and neck during sexual activity, including masturbation or orgasm. These headaches are often benign, but should be evaluated by a clinician to rule outintracranial hemorrhage and cerebral infarction, especially if the pain is sudden and severe.[1] They may be caused by general exertion, sexual excitement, or contraction of the neck and facial muscles.[1] Most cases can be successfully treated with medication.[1]




    PresentationEdit

    According to the third edition of theInternational Classification of Headache Disorders (ICHD), which terms this conditionprimary headache associated with sexual activity, it normally begins as a dull headache that increases with sexual excitement, and becomes intense at orgasm.[2] For some patients, the headache begins suddenly, often at orgasm.[1] In two thirds of cases, it is bilateral, and unilateral in the rest.[2] The pain lasts from one minute to 24 hours with severe intensity, or as long as 72 hours with mild intensity.[2] Its occurrence is unpredictable, and may not follow every sexual act.[1]

    Previous editions of the ICHD divided the condition into two subforms, preorgasmic headache and orgasmic headache. These subforms were merged into one entity with varying presentation because clinical studies could not distinguish them.[2] Post-orgasmic headaches associated with posture may be better attributed to a spontaneous cerebrospinal fluid leak.[2] Sudden, severe headaches during sexual activity may also be caused by intracerebral hemorrhage,subarachnoid hemorrhage, or cerebral infarction, which require immediate medical attention.[1][3]


    CausesEdit

    For some patients, the headaches may be related to general exertion. About 40% of patients with sexual headaches in one study also experienced headaches from non-sexual exertion.[1] A pressor response to exercise has been suggested as a mechanism.[4] For other patients, the pain appears to be specifically activated by sexual excitement andcontraction of facial and neck muscles.[1]

    Sporadic case studies have linked sexual headaches to the use of certain drugs, including amiodarone, pseudoephedrine, birth control pills, and cannabis.[1] It may be secondary to another condition, such asreversible cerebral vasoconstriction syndrome.[1] It is associated with migraines.[1]


    EpidemiologyEdit

    These headaches are estimated to appear in roughly 1% of the population.[1] They can occur with sexual activity at any age.[2] It is more common in men than women, with studies putting the gender ratio between 1.2:1 and 3:1.[2]


    TreatmentEdit

    A physician may recommend engaging in sexual activity less strenuously.[1] Case serieshave found indomethacin and beta blockersto be successful in treating these headaches.[1][5] Propranolol, Bellergal, andtriptans have also been used with success.[1]Anecdotal and indirect evidence suggests a trial of magnesium supplementation may improve symptoms (in subjects with known or suspected low Mg levels).


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  2. Walygatr

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    It's just you going blind from pounding it too much.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Cock bumps.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I also ate a lot of bbq sauce this weekend
     
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    Get your blood pressure checked dude, this is no Bueno.
     
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    BBQ sauce is a great way to hide improperly smoked meat.
     
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    Now I see why these faggots are always complaining about you...
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Really? I thought it might just be from straining my neck muscles
     
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    Yeah man, no joke. Especially w/ all the red meat and drinking you do
     
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    I told you to stop letting those men stick their junk in your ears.
     
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    Hehe...red meat.
     
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    I had ribs and chicken at the bbq place and then yesterday my friend who is a beefy black man made chicken and brisket
     
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    First the limp dick, now orgasm headaches? :no:
     
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    Dude it was cray like 1 second before I came it felt like someone flooded the inside of my skull with hot frothy AIDS cum
     
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    I've had it happen a few times only after drinking a lot of whiskey though. Right when your about to blow your load your head starts pounding like a mother fucker. I no longer drink more than a pint at a time and it never happened since.
     
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    Were you on any sort of "medication"? :munch:

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    I won $125 on Jim Herman yesterday. :yes:
     
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    Wow! Imagine if you passed out in front of the computer and your wife found you.