So I fucked this broad last night

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And her pussy smelled like caramel :weird:

    I've been smelling my fingers all morning to see if I was wrong. Nope. Pure, straight, caramel.

    No, she wasn't black. Or fat. Just to ward off the incoming dumb jokes.

    I've never experienced this phenomenon before. Please advise.

    I'm going out for a few hours but when I get back I expect to see nothing but sound medical advice in this thread. No shenanigans.



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  2. Lumpy

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    Lies
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    And now that your dick has been in her, it smells like a deep fryer.
     
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    You swore you weren't going to mention last night to ANYONE! Me and my carmel pussy can't trust a single word you say!
     
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    When I was 19 is was with a chick who smelled like a brand new yo-yo out of the package.

    To this day I will open a yo-yo in a store just to smell that and remind myself.

    Weird, but true.
     
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    :right:


    Did you add chocolate ?
     
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    transsexuals put caramel in their hot pocket manginas to give it a sweet smell.
     
  8. PullMyFinger

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    All that BK has you hallucinating dude. It wasn't a broad, you fucked a Snickers bar. :facepalm:
     
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    Take a shower. For starters. God, you are gross.
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    marry her
     
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    Could be a medical condition. Seriously, Google it, Chriza.
     
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    She probably uses a flavoured spray, as is the trend these days.

    Either that or she had a mars bar up her ladygarden.
     
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    I researched it for you, Chlamydia smells like caramel.
     
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    Orly? :jj:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I read about it in a book.

    Mick Jagger ate a mars bar outta Marrianne Faithfull that one time too :)
     
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    brilliant
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I said she wasn't fat. Your experience is unneeded.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Ina book?! lulz

    I remember one time I was about to give a guy head and he pulled out a little attaché then asked if I wanted any flavored cream, like banana or berry. I told him if I wanted a banana, I would eat a banana. Silly men.
     
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