So I get this text yesterday...

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    A friend of mine is getting married on the Seattle waterfront in September and yesterday she sent me this


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So, long story short, later this year I gotta get ordained and I'm going to be doing this shit



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  3. Kanye West

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    fuck is wrong with your friends?
     
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    is food involved?
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Why?? She thinks it will be funny?
    What a dumb bitch!
     
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    I swear people are idiots. Making a mockery of what's supposed to be one of the most important moments of their lives. Just go to the goddamn justice of the peace, ffs.
     
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    steak soup :cheer:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't know, she's fucking insane I guess
     
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    calm down.
     
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    She sounds "so quirky" :rolleye::rolleye:
     
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    :basketcase:
     
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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She wants to save the 200 bucks on a minister, but I'm still an odd choice. I haven't seen her in 2 years and I live in another state. :dontknow:
     
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    No. I'm fucking pissed. :fil:
     
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    she cute tho?
     
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    Black people don't believe in people getting ordained on the internet! @Danas Boyfrien
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah well...we have a teeny tiny bit of a history, which to me is another weird reason to have me do it
     
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    She's a whore to boot!
     
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    :eek: