So, I go out on my big night out. Wife out of town, wild time sure to ensue

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I go to this local bar and it's dead as hell. Beer isn't very cold, service is slow. I escape after three beers.

    I go to this other local bar/bbq joint. The band is getting ready to play, sounds like my kinda place. BBQ is kinda dry, a major violation. Crowd is OLD. I'm old and these fuckers made me feel young. One dude had a walker.

    The band is warming up. Led Zeppelin and Allman Bros Band. Then they play the first song. Misirlou, By Dick Dale. Theme song from Pulp Fiction. I'm getting excited and settling in for the evening. I could see a taxi in my future.

    After that, it was "Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty, then some fucking old song like "Teen Angel". Some people were dancing to it. Then "The Weight" by The Band. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. What's wrong with these people? They should be playing to an old folks home, not a bar. How would you like to have a bar band and have to play that shit?
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Led Zeppelin and Allman Bros Band that didn't play Led Zeppelin and Allman Bros Band songs. :nocheer:
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    The woman!! Did she have big thighs??
     
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    if you want kiddie music why don't you go to a rave?
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    woman gone = stay home and tons of whacking off.

    woman home = go out.
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Oh yeah, you could have had your choice of big thighs. And some grey pubes too.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    What makes you think I want kiddie music? I wouldn't know a rave it it kicked me in the nuts. Are you a big fan of "Teen Angel"?
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I think so.
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Oh, Bobtraw was there :D
     
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    I like that song The Weight :dontknow:
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I like it too but it was like fucking oldies night in there.
     
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    ya this is correct
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Not sure what those lyrics mean. :bigthink
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    All those dudes are dead so we'll never know...
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    I could tell you. :whistle:
     
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    Should have come down to the Icehouse :beer:
     
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    Be a good boy
     
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    The Weight is the only song i've ever sang in public karaoke :grad:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Is that the Katy Ice House? Damn, that's an hour drive for me.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I am. I'm trying not to be.