So, I go out on my big night out. Wife out of town, wild time sure to ensue

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Dec 1, 2012.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    104,852
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    54,513
    Likes Received:
    29,983
    I go to this local bar and it's dead as hell. Beer isn't very cold, service is slow. I escape after three beers.

    I go to this other local bar/bbq joint. The band is getting ready to play, sounds like my kinda place. BBQ is kinda dry, a major violation. Crowd is OLD. I'm old and these fuckers made me feel young. One dude had a walker.

    The band is warming up. Led Zeppelin and Allman Bros Band. Then they play the first song. Misirlou, By Dick Dale. Theme song from Pulp Fiction. I'm getting excited and settling in for the evening. I could see a taxi in my future.

    After that, it was "Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty, then some fucking old song like "Teen Angel". Some people were dancing to it. Then "The Weight" by The Band. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. What's wrong with these people? They should be playing to an old folks home, not a bar. How would you like to have a bar band and have to play that shit?
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

    Reputations:
    90,384
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    107,108
    Likes Received:
    44,878
    Led Zeppelin and Allman Bros Band that didn't play Led Zeppelin and Allman Bros Band songs. :nocheer:
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    192,109
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    82,277
    Likes Received:
    37,094
    The woman!! Did she have big thighs??
     
  4. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    70,107
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    78,518
    Likes Received:
    35,148
    if you want kiddie music why don't you go to a rave?
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    44,046
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    77,475
    Likes Received:
    52,246
    woman gone = stay home and tons of whacking off.

    woman home = go out.
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    104,852
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    54,513
    Likes Received:
    29,983
    Oh yeah, you could have had your choice of big thighs. And some grey pubes too.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    104,852
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    54,513
    Likes Received:
    29,983
    What makes you think I want kiddie music? I wouldn't know a rave it it kicked me in the nuts. Are you a big fan of "Teen Angel"?
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    104,852
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    54,513
    Likes Received:
    29,983
    I think so.
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    52,093
    Likes Received:
    7,563
    Oh, Bobtraw was there :D
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,529
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    I like that song The Weight :dontknow:
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    104,852
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    54,513
    Likes Received:
    29,983
    I like it too but it was like fucking oldies night in there.
     
  12. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    24,549
    Likes Received:
    17
    ya this is correct
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,529
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    Not sure what those lyrics mean. :bigthink
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    104,852
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    54,513
    Likes Received:
    29,983
    All those dudes are dead so we'll never know...
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    192,109
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    82,277
    Likes Received:
    37,094
    I could tell you. :whistle:
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    160,147
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    48,246
    Likes Received:
    49,410
    Should have come down to the Icehouse :beer:
     
  17. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2010
    Messages:
    42,232
    Likes Received:
    4
    Be a good boy
     
  18. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

    Reputations:
    165
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,417
    Likes Received:
    4,643
    The Weight is the only song i've ever sang in public karaoke :grad:
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    104,852
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    54,513
    Likes Received:
    29,983
    Is that the Katy Ice House? Damn, that's an hour drive for me.
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

    Reputations:
    104,852
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    54,513
    Likes Received:
    29,983
    I am. I'm trying not to be.