I go to this local bar and it's dead as hell. Beer isn't very cold, service is slow. I escape after three beers. I go to this other local bar/bbq joint. The band is getting ready to play, sounds like my kinda place. BBQ is kinda dry, a major violation. Crowd is OLD. I'm old and these fuckers made me feel young. One dude had a walker. The band is warming up. Led Zeppelin and Allman Bros Band. Then they play the first song. Misirlou, By Dick Dale. Theme song from Pulp Fiction. I'm getting excited and settling in for the evening. I could see a taxi in my future. After that, it was "Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty, then some fucking old song like "Teen Angel". Some people were dancing to it. Then "The Weight" by The Band. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. What's wrong with these people? They should be playing to an old folks home, not a bar. How would you like to have a bar band and have to play that shit?