WTF So I got Braces today!

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    finally pulled the trigger, because why the hell not.... Be honest, what do you think???

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    Should have gotten them as a young pup, I can only blame my parents for that..
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    Looks fucking stupid.
     
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    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    they look fine,but did you know that you can get invisible ones now
     
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    It's ok . People will think you are 15 again
     
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    Can we get a gif of you slowly running your tongue over them
     
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    In all seriousness, they are painful when you first get them and when you get them adjusted but it is 100% worth it as I had them for 3 years and would never go back to the shitshow that was my mouth before hand. Straight teeth look much better.
     
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    Be careful. Ryan Lever had braces when he was a kid and now all his teeth fell out.
     
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    Welp.

    It's better than the alternative. Check it out:

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  10. SomerSky

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    Go back to work, paralegal....
     
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    all i can think of (magnolia)
     
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    Make sure you practice before executing the real thing. ;)

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    DO YOU WANT MY CUM ON YOUR CUNT OR ON YOUR BRACES, CUNTERSKY?! WHERE DO YOU WANT IT CUNTERSKY ON YOUR CUNT OR ON YOUR BRACES CUNTERSKY!
     
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    show your tits.
     
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    :beer: How long does the orthodontist think you will have to wear them?
     
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    My daughter is going to be getting braces soon. You can be braces buddies. :cheer:
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Year and a half....
    And I'll work on that tongue gif @Chriza ;)
     
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    Do they still give you wax? :jj: I remember my orthodontist giving me a tiny container of wax to cover the metal in situations where it became painful.
     
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    How much? 5-6k?