WTF So I got caught drinking at work

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  1. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Of course it was by the biggest fruit in our company... There I was, trying to fix the banging in my head from a outstanding Friday night and this creep walks by me shaking his head. I contimplated offering him a swig but then I thought better.

    So we get up in our office, I try and make small talk with him but he can't even look at me. It's at this point I noticed he pissed himself. I ask him if we can keep this between the two of us, he mumbles something while shakingly staring at his computer.

    Out of no where he jumps up, tears streaming from his face, yelling something about being a lover, not a fighter. He left his bag here, should I go drop it off at his house or could he have an empty cop car sitting outside waiting for me?
     
  2. crash83

    crash83 Well-Known Member

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    Damn dude sounds like the guy that caught you is a big ole fag...
    Sorry for your loss.
     
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    Work at a gay bar?
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I'm just seeking advice, not ridicule
     
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    It's an empty cop car. no worries.
     
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    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

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    So you "fix" the banging in your head by drinking more and you also do this while on the clock and you're first reaction is too blame the gay guy?
     
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  8. Phil McKrakin

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    Stick a banana in the tailpipe. Problem solved.
     
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  9. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Seems reasonable to me... :dontknow:
     
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    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

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    It actually kind of sounds like fiction to me, but not bad fiction at that!
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    This guy gets it
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Giant...
     
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    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    :phil:
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Fiction? I couldn't possibly make this up
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Have you never had a killer hangover?
     
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    Duh, just tell him if he's says anything he's a dead man.
     
  17. Big Biscuit

    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

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    Of course, but surprisingly my first instinct would not be to drink on the job.
     
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  18. Phil McKrakin

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    It was a Saturday. Lighten up, Francis.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    He works at a gay bar. Not exactly operating heavy machinery.