So I got kicked out of of the Sistine Chapel today.....

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    damn you Japanese TV network damn you to hell! :mad:

    Stern related because a guy with a massive wig was in there at the time

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    why did you get kicked out? did you burn a japanese reporter at the stake?
     
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    apparently some Japanese tv network paid for exclusive rights to photos of it i figured fuck it and went ahead trying to take pics anyways it's the only place in the vatican you can't take pictures
     
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    this chicks ass should be on display year round - i wanted to get a photo of her side boob but probably would have been very obvious

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    In 2004, Museo Vatican announces a partnership with the Japanese TV Network, NHK, whom will be footing the multi-million dollar restoration bill in exchange for exclusive film and publication rights. Besides public domain and the Museum’s own use, no other parties allowed to capture any artwork, both film and print, inside the chapel. Thus the constant policing by the guards: “No photos!”, “Be quiet!”, “Keep walking!”


    Another reason to hate the Catholic Church---you got fairly decent pics, it's not supposed to be lit well enough to get any pictures
     
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    yea i was surprised i could get anything to show in detail its really dark in there and i used my iPhone trying to be stealthy not by D90

    some of the most incredible art of the whole place and you can't take pictures so dumb

    P.S :wub:

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    does anyone know how to buy weed in Rome that would be super helpful right now
     
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    Vorrei acquistare alcuni marijuana.
     
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    ok but who do i ask - i tried my cab driver and he seemed offended for some reason
     
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    Find a college campus.
     
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    So just go to 15 or 17 :dadance:
     
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    You are at the Vatican, ask a priest. Marijuana in Italian means little boy.
     
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    not a bad thought i was going to try asking some young people at the spanish steps tomorrow it's either that or i have to start drinking I'm used to being in europe with pot and this is intolerable
     
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    by the way i have seen so many hot italian broads with giant natural boobs and hardly any of them wear bras it's pretty spectacular
     
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    Do they still have the squat toilets on the roof before you go up to the Cupola?

    I couldn't stop laughing thinking about all the people literally shitting on the Vatican.:jj:
     
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    Here's a question: Mr. Kamie and I want to go to Italy next year - Rome and some other cities, maybe Naples. I don't know. Anyway, do you need to be conversant in Italian? we really don't feel like going with a tour as we like to explore on our own, but I also don't want to find myself in a Hostel situation because my Italian sucks. Sorry this post isn't about boobs.
     
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    My move in foreign countries is to speak French everywhere so I make them feel bad for not knowing my language rather than pissy with me not knowing theirs I speak like no Italian and haven't had a problem so far

    I don't do tours either except for places like the Vatican or major museums where you woul just walk past major pieces because you don't know they're there