So I got my blood test back today

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    no diabetus

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    PSA normal range <4.0

    z: 0.6

    Doc said I'll have huge boners for the next 50 years

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    Low t :(
     
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    nice. how's the new alt-j album?
     
  7. zhukov

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    white blood cell count:

    normal: 3.8 - 10.8

    z: 6.0

    no AIDS

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    It just means you'll be alive for the coming nuclear holocaust.
    Enjoy o_O
     
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    how old are you? :eek:
     
  10. zhukov

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    Platelet count:

    normal: 140-400

    z: 302
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    born 1966
     
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    red blood cell count:

    normal: 4.2 to 5.8

    z: 4.7

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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    urine:

    all negative

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    Glucose:

    normal: 65-99

    z: 97

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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    sodium:

    normal: 135-146

    z: 141

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    I suppose that kinda shit is right around the corner for me too. Kinda sucks getting old.
     
  18. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    potassium:

    normal: 3.5 - 5.3

    z: 4.8

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    Do you have any symptoms that would require such a test??
    What else did they test you for ? What's wrong with you, you're young.
     
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    why was he so interested in your boners?







    fag