WTF So I Got Some Anxiety Here...

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    My special lady friend that I have spoken of in the past (16 years my junior) has been a little late getting her monthly friend. Like 5 days. She took an EPT earlier this week, which was negative, but I just read up on them and that may have been too early.

    I already have two kids from a previous marriage. Don't want more. I'm freaking the fuck out!
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Congratulations...twins?
     
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    Congratulations? :jj: :owned:
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you mother fucker :ninja:
     
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    You are soon to suffer a great loss!
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    You live in a ranch home or multi-story?
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    Oh shit, you are FUCKED.

    I can't believe that guys still fall for this one.

    Name the kid Dave, can't go wrong.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Did you blow up hard inside her and release your thick, white ropey loads? You moron?
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...whats her position? to keep or not to keep? if its the latter you can always take her to aruba.
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    Didn't take long for the chick to set the hook.
     
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    This is why they invented the term Facial.
     
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    Oh, you fuck. I might have been lax with precautions one evening.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    She's gonna need to fall down a flight of stairs. May need a couple of trips as she needs to be bleeding from her pussy.
     
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    Chriza can step in for you once she gives birth.